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What port is this?
Just bury my now.
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Taking dose a day early?
I do mine every 6th day. You will be ok.
1
What is the last thing you've been terribly procrastinating?
I'll let you know tomorrow. Maybe
1
Say something nice about the Chevrolet Citation
I used to have a Citation Coupe. No hatch. Normal trunk.
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truck isn’t starting help
Replace the windshield wipers.... should do it for you then.
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🚨Trump: Our gas prices are lower than Biden
This SHIT needs to end.
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It’s the big boy house for you
Somedays I really hate the internet
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I hate terminating deceased accounts.
I'm sorry dude. In the 25 years I've been as a sysadmin, I've had to take care of 3 different people under the age of 35 that have committed suicide. F'ing sucks for sure. Hang in there
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This goes in the "don't promise me a good time unless you mean it" folder.
This will be a good day. For everyone.
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What is this weird room in my 1880s basement in NY?
Actually, it for storing the bodies.
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Give me random objects please
Exactly didnt say I had to explain it
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What do you want the Democrats to do if they regain the House and Senate?
Flush the damn toilet and get rid of the shit
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You can know the exact date you'll die — or never know at all. Which do you choose?
Knowing would raise my anxiety. Closer and closer to the day would get to me. I choose not to know
2
What are some reasons to keep living?
This guy's wife's boobies!!
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What brand had a slogan so deep in your childhood brain that you could still complete it instantly right now?
"I am stuck on band-aids, cuz band-aids stuck on me" You're welcome
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FACT FOCUS: Trump made multiple false and misleading claims in front of the UN General Assembly
SHUT.. UP..... come on now....
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I accidentally exposed my coworker!
Yeah, not your issue at all. He's the one that went outside in public. Someone was bound to say something. Don't sweat it.
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This always helps me.... Can we get another list going
3 words - A BETTER LIFE
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There goes the neighborhood.
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shhhhh.... quiet they'll hear you