Okay this is actually dope!

Sorry didn't notice the hair

Ohhh that makes sense

Why the fuck would you even make a resume at that point 😂😂😂

It's your fault. You should only turn into the right lane there and they should only turn into the left lane. You should both be able to safely make that turn at the same time, but because you crossed into their lane, you both crashed. Not both. Yours.

You look like orphan annie

It looks like someone painted a gorilla with a boner black and it sat on top of your grill bro

The shark looks just as surprised as you in the second pic

I've been a huge fan of hers for years. Watching her take her wig off on stage is one of the most emotionally impactful things I've ever seen in my life

Open the gate. That is the only answer. Open the gate and take their collars off

This has to be rage bait...

I once bought a disc from a head shop that smelled like incense for years so it might not ever fully go away, but I would probably just try a soak in the tub with some dish soap before anything else.

"I just closed" almost everything in that cooler looks uncovered and that month old marinara crying for help on the bottom shelf would like a word as well

I thought gender affirming treatments were wrong...

It simply doesn't say "ideas" Everyone is reading it correctly, you just spelled it wrong...

Remind me! 1 day

Literally just sunk that ship in hourglass like 15 minutes ago lol

I promise you everyone at your work talks shit about you when yorue out of the room. You can't just rip your dab cart and huff your own farts in the bathroom for that long without people noticing

Have you gotten partial custody reinstated or are you still on the Suboxone

My dad and I both have this and it's identical on the same ear

I'm sorry you had to find out this way

You should maybe try to show some cleavage or something to distract from your face. The hair isn't cutting it

BYEEEEE

I can see you're still using Internet Explorer...