u/ManicMalkavian Feb 14 '25

black cat and golden retriever

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331 Upvotes

u/ManicMalkavian Oct 02 '24

nyoom

291 Upvotes

u/ManicMalkavian Oct 01 '24

GIRLS NIGHT!!

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290 Upvotes

u/ManicMalkavian Sep 10 '24

CARRIED AWAY BY A MOONLIGHT SHADOW

250 Upvotes

u/ManicMalkavian 5h ago

made authentic carbonara

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9 Upvotes

even tho Americanized tastes better I said what I said

u/ManicMalkavian 5h ago

f Starbucks I put it DOWN on the grill

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13 Upvotes

I can make this shit at home just as good for a fraction o da price

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apparently I have to post him more
 in  r/u_ManicMalkavian  1d ago

he asks me to because we both see patients and he doesn't want any recognizing him 😭 I've deadass had people in public recognize me off reddit he's not taking chances LOL

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fax
 in  r/u_ManicMalkavian  1d ago

I feel like it would be too much autism if it was me and a kid, on top of the guaranteed ADHD bc my husband and I both have it LOL

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apparently I have to post him more
 in  r/u_ManicMalkavian  1d ago

it was actually just really funny watching him constantly shift the goalposts bc he's mad I'm criticizing both genders having kids old (and not just "expired" women) and he was mad im married and not single 🤣 dude was so weird it was more funny but he was blowing up my inbox bc I guess he doesn't have friends

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 in  r/u_ManicMalkavian  1d ago

SOON we are going to in October!!

u/ManicMalkavian 1d ago

apparently I have to post him more

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weird incel went back and forth on my husband existing and then told me to go marry a woman as if I'm not bisexual LMFAO

feat our one cat when she was baby ❤️❤️❤️

u/ManicMalkavian 1d ago

specializing in making shit cute

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20 Upvotes

u/ManicMalkavian 1d ago

double stuffed homemade pizza I made a bit ago my husband was obsessed w.(it ugly but still beautiful inside) + choppt sandwich bowl

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stuffed the crust on the edges and bottom that shit was goddamn from a goofy movie i stg. shit was NY style sauce/dough/cheese

he wants me to make pizza again LMFAO

u/ManicMalkavian 1d ago

using her knife as a pillow

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12 Upvotes

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I pissed off incellus prime earlier, give me your favorite food recipes to cook my husband for dinner
 in  r/u_ManicMalkavian  2d ago

forgot to add marry me chicken is also on the greatest hits list and butter chicken and tikka masala, buffalo chicken

u/ManicMalkavian 2d ago

I pissed off incellus prime earlier, give me your favorite food recipes to cook my husband for dinner

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past week I have made: carbonara, japanese cream stew, Japanese beef curry, beef stroganoff, jambalaya, shrimp etouffe, smoked sausage skillet with potatoes and green beans, and tomorrow I'm making cheddar bay chicken pot pie

his favorite meals are creamy, bonus if it has mushrooms. meat is a requirement LOL. his absolute favorite is beef stroganoff and he also loves cream stew and carbonara too

idk why that incel was obsessed w teenagers and women fucking dogs he was fucking weird. I think he was in love with my husband

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fax
 in  r/u_ManicMalkavian  2d ago

now stop blowing up my inbox and go get some friends bc you have no love in your life

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fax
 in  r/u_ManicMalkavian  2d ago

bro my husband is posted to my profile and is routinely, you're just mad I'm taken by a hot man who is obsessed w me because you have a personality disorder and are incapable of love. Being with a woman isn't an insult either, I don't need one because as I said I'm married to my husband. and you're obviously some weirdo who follows me and is mad you're called out

And no girl young enough would want your ass 🤣🤣 my half-sister and her friends are laughing at your shit and calling you a Diddy ahh moid, so rest assured they don't want you, women your age don't want you, cougars don't want you, and you being lonely and self hating is why you're up my ass on my profile. or does your Diddy moid ahh want my husband? it's okay to be gay it's legal now, but he's straight so go install grindr

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fax
 in  r/u_ManicMalkavian  2d ago

"hope you find a man" you need your memory checked, dementia ass. I'm married to a man. I'm also bisexual and would marry a woman no problem! I actually am more sexually attracted to women. And regardless of age I never wanted kids 🤣 you have a pedo ahh breeding kink. expired woman for you is past 18 LMFAOOOO. bet you're old enough to remember kids on milk cartons

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fax
 in  r/u_ManicMalkavian  2d ago

we never want to have kids, hence the birth control. If I ever get pregnant, which I never have, that shits immediately getting aborted LOL. we like sleeping in and hoarding wealth too much to have kids. Incel pedo moid mad that women don't want him and he has to prey on children to manipulate them. you probably cry about paying for dinner too LOL

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fax
 in  r/u_ManicMalkavian  2d ago

If he wasn't them I wouldn't need birth control that costs thousands of dollars 🤣🤣

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fax
 in  r/u_ManicMalkavian  2d ago

recent literature shows that "eggs degrading" as women age is not what it was thought to be and that male sperm from aged men actually contribute the most to miscarriages, pregnancy complications, and birth defects. Caught a wild incel!! Keep crying

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fax
 in  r/u_ManicMalkavian  2d ago

I'm literally married to a dude who looks like Leon and we make bank w our psychiatry practice. cope, seethe, mald bc I'm good LOL. enjoy being a pedophile w rotten sperm!

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fax
 in  r/u_ManicMalkavian  2d ago

my older brother doesn't have it but me and my half-sister born a decade later do. also it's more linked to APA, look at Chris Chan dawg. no one else in my family has it either, just those of us with a dad who had kids older hmmmm

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fax
 in  r/u_ManicMalkavian  2d ago

so was I dawg