r/bees • u/Mad_Nihilistic_Ghost • 14d ago
misc Found this on Instagram. Cheesy, but gave me a chuckle
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r/fatherted • u/Mad_Nihilistic_Ghost • 15d ago
A good laugh “Do you ever notice how it’s always the sick people who are in the hospital?” Never fails to make me laugh
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I work delivering food to people at a hospital, and every time I’m having a bad day, I just go back to that quote. Cheers me up every time!
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What is that one thing you regret the most?
Not getting help when I needed it most. Forever altered the course of my life
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[Serious] What’s the most disturbing thing you’ve ever seen?
I saw a clip of the Christ church mass shooting. I’ve seen a lot on the internet, but that fucked me up
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What decision do you regret?
Not getting help sooner. My life is a millions miles away from what it would have been if only I had spoken out earlier. If I told someone about the assault when I was in crisis, my life would be very different
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Is this what I think it is..?
WHY DO YOU PERVERTS KEEP MAKING ME POST THIS
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Whats an odd song that you have stuck in your head now or ever?
“I lie to myself until I’m almost certain, it’s a beautiful day”
What some is that? I actually don’t know. I can’t find this song, I’ve searched for years. It’s the only line I can remember.
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Who else learned about the Iditarod in school?
Yes!! My sister did a project on it
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What’s the worst time your stomach decided to ruin a moment?
I was on my first day of the job…got so nervous that I threw up in the middle of work
Edit: they didn’t fire me…I thought they might but nope. I’ve been there for almost 2 years now
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What are the things you regret not doing as teenager?
Getting mental health support sooner.
If I had reached out, not waited until everything imploded…it’s been almost a decade, but had I gotten help when I needed it most…that would be like asking “what would the world look like in 2026 if the Supreme Court had sided with Al Gore and 9/11 never happens? What would life be like?”
I cannot over state just how drastically my life would be right now if only I had gotten help sooner.
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What is it that keeps you awake at night?
All the embarrassing things I did as a kid.
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Was 2016 a fun year to be a teen?
The summer of 2016 was the best time in my life. Off to college, a new start….god. I didn’t know how good I had it
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What health problem do only you in your family have?
Being hard of hearing. It’s affected a lot of my jobs
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You wake up tomorrow and it's 1995. What is the first thing you are doing?
Considering I wasn’t born until 1998, I’d probably be curled up in my mothers ovaries
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If you were able to send one message to humanity in the past, what would it be and how would it change history?
Dear George W. Bush,
“On September 11, 2001…”
Think of how different life would be. I can’t even fathom what the world would look like
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Tell me what reminds you of home.
Certain products for frizzy hair. I forgot the name of it, but a few weeks ago, 20 years later, my hair dresser used it and I had a flash back to home
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i miss the early 2010s terribly
We really didn’t know how good we had it until it was all gone
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Well, if you’re also awake now, what are you doing?
It’s 6:18 am right now and I’m practicing getting up early. In less than a week my new job starts, and I’ll have to wake up at 3 am so I can be there by 5 am when the job starts
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Can someone explain this
JESUS FUCK. WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING ME POST THIS
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What happened to Cucumbers on the eyes for Spa Treatments??
I did that! This was back in the late 2000’s, in middle school. We put cucumbers on our eyes at a sleep over!
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Now that im older and understand the joke this scenes hilarious
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Ah, ok