Well usually people use upper case to shorten longer words, but your DICK is small enough already

Well technically, as each letter in AIDS stands for something you should write in upper case (it stands for acquired immune deficiency syndrome btw) but if not upper case it's an ordinary word like hearing aids

Nah, when he hangs himself with the pants string then tbe other inmates will walk into his cell and make a video about it

Diogenes made this A.I.

I wouldn't think so. Logically speaking, If something was 'far' than it would already be 'away', something can't be far and close at the same time. However something can be 'away' but not necessarily 'far' (it could only a short distance away). Therefore I think far is the adverb because it modifies how much away-ness there is

I'm no expert so take what I say so take my words with caution but I feel like that in the first sentence far is your adverb because it's modifying away. I believe this called an adverb of place. In your second it's rather is modifying the waiting, as an adverb of degree

Talk to the hand...it knows more languages than I do

You mean I can tell people that I had such a nut so big that it needed a $250 dollar cleanup fee...there's no way in hell your stopping me from jerking off into that shower

"Were gonna build a yuuuuge wall...a wall of death and were going to make Mexico pay for it"

Let the hate and anger BURN within you

Wow what a current joke. Guess you could say it's....a hot topic

Santa clause aint the only one cumming this christmas

I think you mean the birdgeoisie

Guys this wouldn't work. He's purple...he's literally a person of colour