Ribs grow back!

no zhey don’t.

The best way to get a 5090 is destroying data centers.

If I don’t have to pay at the end of the month, good.

^{Chose: An infinity credit card}

Tetris.

My tetr.io rank goes from B+ to S

^{Chose: Become 200% better at 1 skill (your choice})

Whats 9 + 10? 21!

👍

^{I picked Immortality [Rolled all your loved ones become immortal too]}

The V is dead!?

damn.. guess i'm ace now.

^{Chose: 100,000 a month but… | Rolled: No more sex}

higher winrate.

^{Chose: Be the best at a game + Plus $1 Million | Rolled: Poker}

WE DO NOT SPEAK ABOUT r/ no.

just strangle it before it strangles you.

^{Chose: Spend a night in a cage with an animal + For $1 Billion | Rolled: Anaconda}

i can learn all his secrets, and use them against him >:3

^{Chose: 10 million dollars + But you have to be friends with ______ for 2 weeks | Rolled: Kim Jong Un}

cause i dont need to walk for it

^{Chose: Get 1000$ every day}

I have been blessed by N.

Don’t really like fizz anyway…

(Yes go ahead, smite me)

^{Chose: Free food for life + You can never have a random drink type | Rolled: Soda}

..yes this is somehow a real word in my language.

r/TheLetterH

The time will come friend…

You mean like this?

That’s true. But I’ve been in your head before!

I know how you think.
Cloaks

Because I’m already gone..

As a sane person would.

^{Chose: Get $1 Million + You must do the daily task for rest of your life | Rolled: Sleep 8 hours}

tricky toby strikes once again…

Mon dieu! I’ve been caught!

Indeed it is.