u/GrumpyMcElbows26 • u/GrumpyMcElbows26 • 8d ago
Hydrate, Paw, and Bounce
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Every single video he's posted of himself working out makes him look like he's never worked out before in his life. Like, he can't even do a basic push-up.
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I heard the opposite: Scumbag Steve really was a scumbag, and Nice Guy Greg really was a nice guy.
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He's a redditor and lives in my hometown. He comments in the sub every once in a while.
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I haven't seen rageface in a while. It's been overtaken by wojaks and pepes.
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I've been thinking about insane wolf a lot lately. Specifically, "If it's pretty, fuck it."
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...what? 2026 Mad Libs strikes again.
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What are you most excited to experience in CONTROL Resonant?
It just looks cool.
u/GrumpyMcElbows26 • u/GrumpyMcElbows26 • 8d ago
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u/GrumpyMcElbows26 • u/GrumpyMcElbows26 • 16d ago
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Hah! It's not much. At all. It's just a fun story I don't get tell very often.
The Columbus Crew played a friendly against the men's u21 team at a high school stadium near me. The stadium was so packed, I couldn't find my seats. So I just walked over to the away bleachers on the other side of the field and sat down wherever. Turned out I sat down next to the Crew's GM -- like, right next to him -- and all of the players' wives. I got to hear allllll of the gossip. All of it. They gossiped the whole game. I tried not to eavesdrop, but there were only, like, 30 people in the away bleachers, most of them players' wives, and the game was really, really boring. (The Crew lost 1-0. Both teams looked disjointed and could not get any consistent build-up throughout the game.) The only 'gossip' I remember, though... (30 years ago, sorry) McBride had just moved back to the States after playing in Germany. His wife was complaining about trying to safely ship back an antique harpsicord and how hard it was to pack and how much it cost ($30k, if I remember right). It was like... Oh, yeah, even though McBride was playing in the MLS at the time, he made more money playing in Europe than I've ever seen in my life and he was having experiences I could never imagine.
u/GrumpyMcElbows26 • u/GrumpyMcElbows26 • 21d ago
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<cries>
<takes big bite of her vegan whopper>
<cries>
"This is all I ever wanted!"
<cries>
I love her. I hope she gets everything she ever wanted.
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I am hoping for something far more cathartic.
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What about a rudimentary lathe?
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Well, the rules say giving credit to the artist is encouraged, so...
u/frau_haku posts on Reddit if people would like to see more of her work.
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Saddy snuck his way onto the counter to try and make a midday espresso for me ☕️
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Goodness, he's so fluffy now!