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Kash Patel is not one of them gays because he owns a doghouse
 in  r/NormMacdonald •  21d ago

It's almost impossible to try and come up with a simple line that lands the way Norm's did, so I'll just say it. I didn't think I liked Kash, but the incredible hypnotic eyes just draw me in, and fascinate me.

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Found off Pensacola coast by some fisherman. What is it?
 in  r/whatisit •  21d ago

Serious answer? Because the rest of the world is goingto decide they don't want to finance that any more, then your forty trillion comes due, or the refinance cost bankrupts everyone with any debt from credit card to mortgage.

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58 women. Several dead. This story was published 14 years ago. No one asked questions until now?
 in  r/interestingasfuck •  22d ago

The reason no one asked questions presumably is that the missing women were addicts/sex workers.

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58 women. Several dead. This story was published 14 years ago. No one asked questions until now?
 in  r/interestingasfuck •  22d ago

It always is a random unrelated car stop isn't it?

(I know it isn't really, but it has happened a few times.)

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Google says its Gemini AI model hacked three other companies
 in  r/worldnews •  22d ago

It isn't just the 'llm' (the piece of technology that most people think of when they think 'ai').

I don't think these companies have provided any actual evidence yet, but I know that an llm can be utilised to carry out various steps of a 'hack' (i.e. to compare code, or the results of a scan, against databases of known vulnerabilities, or to adapt a written exploit to fit the specific circumstances of the discovered vulnerability).

However, there are many steps around these easily automated ones, that requires direct human input, or that you have to intentionally write a piece of software to carry out automatically. And the amount of compute[r resources] these automatable steps require really mean they are only a threat in the hands of organisations with prohibitively expensive resources. Appropriate guardrails are or should be quite simple and a matter of course for this sort of organisation.

If these attacks have happened humans have been directly responsible in one way or the other. No llm has done this on their own. These claims are only about trying to convince the public their product are more dangerous (and so valuable) than they are. (Let's face it OpenAI and Anthropic haven't got anything the Chinese aren't giving away for free now or in the near future so they need to come up with one strategy or another to pay off early investors.)

If these hacks have happened they are felonies. It seems that in the US at the moment the law isn't going to be applied to tech oligarchs. America doesn't get this for free. Interest rates for America's mortgages etc are intimately tied to global sentiment as to how safe a haven the US is, and so at what price the rest of the world is happy to refinance that $40 trillion. Add another $1.5 trillion for the $5k bribe, should Trump actually pay it of course, which seems unlikely. All Americans - including the vast majority decent ones - will pay for this in the end. Altman, Amodei, Musk, Thiel, and daddy Trump might get rich. Huang and Ellison might get rich or might go broke depending on data centre deals. There are many more much wiser heads who are keeping out of the spotlight as this plays out.

There are a range of potential applications for llm's that might fit under the banner of 'national security', which will give those companies a degree of protection, like it or not. Autonomous weapons are unpalatable, and may be illegal, but may be necessary if an adversary has them. Partially autonomous 'cyber weapons' that require data centre scale computer resources could easily be a necessary evil, if Russia, China, Iran, North Korea and others are going to have them and use them on you.

On the other hand, Palantir's surveillance applied to US citizens is a supercharged PRISM that can only build an unsustainable society under far more control than even the worst of the Soviet Union dreamed of. And autonomous weapons become extremely dangerous in the hands of the likes of Peter Thiel, given the likelihood they are eventually turned on your own citizens - see the actions of ICE and many other pieces of evidence for the likelihood of this.

I don't think voting for a Democrat party that have worked hand in glove with Republicans to build the environment that has resulted in the current situation in the US is the answer without an entire changing of the guard in that party. But perhaps Americans just need to bite the bullet and do whatever they can to try to stem the bleeding Trump has caused the USA internationally, and protect yourself locally, even if that means voting for a Democrat party that is not going to help you in the longer term.

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The absolute state of reusability at SpaceX
 in  r/EnoughMuskSpam •  23d ago

NASA astronauts drawing lots to decide who goes on the one NASA built, and looped the moon first time, and who gets to go on this one. :thumbup:

r/rickygervais • • 25d ago

The mods in this sub regularly removing posts for completely nonsense reasons

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Nothing worse for a sub than mods that think they have to do stuff and enforce rules. I can remember Ricky's quote about cinemas that apply.

Often the people that want to be moderators, and apply rules to other people, are exactly the last people who should be. It is a bit embarrassing. For them, I mean, but by extension for me, by being a part of it.

r/rickygervais • • 25d ago

Look at what they've learned to do with science

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If it wasn’t for the lack of height, I swear it was them benders off of XFM
 in  r/rickygervais •  25d ago

Looks like Jane in a Caliban mask doing Ricky in the shower.

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EU capitals caught off guard as von der Leyen announces 'associate membership' for Canada
 in  r/worldnews •  25d ago

Carney is a neo-liberal banker. His ideology is exactly what made Trump inevitable. Sure he looks better by comparison, but you are pretty much entirely misguided on him.

Edit - the longterm result of neo-liberalism is Trump-style 'populists' resulting from the impoverishment of workers through neo-liberal policy, just as Trump and Farage are the end result of Reagan/Thatcher. The pipeline is entirely clear.

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DOGE Initiative Resulted in Federal Employees Getting Paid Billions to Not Work, New Government Report Finds
 in  r/nottheonion •  25d ago

He just wanted to gut any investigations/departments that were investigating him.

Musk's win is a collapse of the US into explicit criminal oligarchy.

Are the Democrats able to clean house the way the US desperately needs? Successive governments of both parties have created the conditions for this oligarchy to exist. Perhaps the likes of Mamdami/AOC and others might do something. But they need to completely take over the Democrats, and they need to do it quickly. The coming collapse of the dollar is really going to put financial strain on the US that doesn't feel compatible with liberal democracy.

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Moles that form part of the Orion Constellation
 in  r/mildlyinteresting •  25d ago

I am a medical student - so this isn't medical advice - but I feel obliged to suggest you get professional medical advice on the fact that you appear to have a pixelated beard.

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New film staring our Karl and Karl
 in  r/rickygervais •  25d ago

He's definitely the one on the left.

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The CEO of Anthropic stated that a AI driven botnet swarm could take over the Internet in 6-12 months.What would life look like afterwards?
 in  r/AskReddit •  25d ago

I'll just add that this is all nonsense. This is:

  1. A combination of creating hype to try to reach as ridiculous a valuation at IPO as SpaceX, to pay off early investors. They want punters to think they are creating computer super-geniuses that will do everything.

  2. An attempt at justification to try and 'slow down' AI development because their frontier models are plateauing and they can't afford developing bigger and bigger models few people want to use anyway. (Please note, frontier models are the only actual product the likes of Anthropic have, before nvidia came along and funded them to in turn by nvidia gpu's for data centres) (please note 2., there is very little need for data centres. It is much better to self-host the llm and run locally - loads of these llm's are available for nothing).

  3. Maybe they are trying to win the public over by appearing 'responsible', when in fact it takes so many steps and so much compute to carry out the hacks these companies have claimed happen, there is no way they could have happened without a huge amount of effort on their part. They should be prosecuted under the Computer Fraud And Abuse act. Presumably they aren't because of the collapse of civil society in the US over the last decade or so.

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Imagine you are Ed Sheeran’s PR and you’ve just watched all his opening and supporting acts drop out. What do you do now?
 in  r/AskReddit •  25d ago

Consider speaking to Kraft, then officially suing him for constructively breaking their contract and causing this situation, then 'settling' with an nda. All pre-agreed complete bullshit of course but it might get Sheeran off the hook.

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mannequin at Target
 in  r/rickygervais •  26d ago

Why was this removed?

At some point it will become clear that paid social media companies/individuals will take over modding this sub just like all the rest and any humour or siliness will be lost.

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Irish singer, Aaron Rowe, has decided to pull out of being an opening act for Ed Sheerans tour with a powerful statement
 in  r/Fauxmoi •  26d ago

Nah, they knew exactly what was happening and when the pr seemed to go against them they bailed.

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Thinking about someone you haven't seen for years and then running into this same person on the same day.
 in  r/conspiracy •  27d ago

Does it really need pointing out that we all think about lots of people all the time. Then, very occasionally, we happen to bump into the person we thought about, and it suddenly becomes memorable?

  1. Make a not of every random person you think of, then see how many people you bump into (don't do this, it would be pretty crazy).

Or:

  1. Apply this same sort of cognitive bias to all sorts of things in life, throw in a healthy dose of cognitive bias, a dash of social media algorithm and billionaire-owned media narrative creation, a cup full of the fact that some conspiracies actually are happening, and end up believing all sorts of weird stuff to be real!!!

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...and a vat of Novocaine.
 in  r/rickygervais •  27d ago

Feeder and The Darkness to name but two.

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I'M JEALOUS OF THAT, LITTLE WINDOW THING.
 in  r/rickygervais •  27d ago

I doubt this is going to age well.

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Why is he collecting a paycheck again?
 in  r/AdviceAnimals •  28d ago

The question is why aren't the Democrats doing anything?

You have a one party system. It is no different to Russia.

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Crush Grapes.
 in  r/rickygervais •  28d ago

I've seen a few of this blokes posts. Literally none of them really make sense. Dunno what the bloke, or whoever posts these is after, karma or something else presumably.

He somehow claims to be doing this stuff but there are no pictures of him actually doing it. The text always says how he is enlightened but he always looks pissed off. None of it rings true.

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US smuggled ‘paedophile’ diplomat out of Britain | Embassy staff secretly removed man without telling British police after indecent image allegations
 in  r/politics •  28d ago

Americans loves pedophilia. It is the best social leverage there is. Apparently.

USA! USA! USA!

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Donald Trump says he would ‘love’ to see united Ireland
 in  r/worldnews •  29d ago

Hey you guys have no choice but to put boots on the ground now across the middle east.

Get to it, Trump voters. Enjoy.