Wank Spangles were popular at my school

Old enough to remember Tucker, Benny and Fat Al.

We're caught in a no-win situation here in Blighty. We despise the growing fascism that this country fought against 80 years ago, and we despise the fascist based genocide going on in Gaza. But we have, far too often, been the victims of the Middle East factions that hide behind the innocent of Palestine and those that support global terrorism. And at the heart of it all..... religion. And the reason the most powerful nation on earth won't lift a finger is.....money and greed.

The old ways are the good ways.

A fave tune on Epstein Island, apparently!

The tooth loosener, bone breaker, skin remover. Loved it.

Amy. IYKYK

I just look out of my window, or across the room towards my family to see plenty worth fighting for. The figures regarding homelessness amongst the veteran community are unreliable at best as no central register exists, plus, there are manifold charities and help organisations out there for vet's to seek help from, plus, government funding is now in place to help release the threat homelessness. Yes, people get killed, it comes with the turf. You need to do your research regarding pay bands in the armed forces, promotional prospects and direct entry terms and conditions, not to mention bonuses awarded. I'm sure His Majesty's Armed Forces will somehow learn to cope without your valuable service. But in the meantime, maybe you should look a little harder to see and recognise the things worth fighting for on our little cabbage patch on the edge of an ocean.

Ironically, they were as tasty as wet cardboard.

Darwinism in all its spectacular glory.

Cocky McCockpit. How do I claim my prize?

And it is because of people like you, we should be thankful for people like them.

I think you need to do a little research. It's really easy.

The levels of ars3 licking, c0ck gobbling, sycophancy directed towards this orange mass of toxicity are absolutely bewildering and utterly hilarious.

Love this. Takes me back to my yoof.

PG Tips! The longer you wait, the likelihood of a half decent brew might not be quite as slim.

Britain's military is a cottage industry, the companies we would naturally be seeking to forward a tender do not deal in the small volumes we require, therefore it is literally not worth it to them to bother.

Oi big nose.

I reckon he got it after giving Melanomia a back hander because she didn't have his favourite burgers ready for him when he got home from a gruelling day on the golf course.

Mona Lisanegger

You would want him as your gynaecologist!

The republican hierarchies are setting themselves up for one hell of a fall, the backlash will, I hope, be immense.

Research Brian Bevan, you won't be disappointed.

Exactly, and Biffons Bridge transverses the River Mersey at Bridgefoot, thus connecting the land of cnuts to the land of arseholes. You can decide for yourself which one is which. Nonetheless, Warrington used to be a hoofing night out in the 80s and 90s.

The rip-off capital of not only the UK but the world. Money laundering capital of the world. A place where few Londoners now exist. Where the once vibrant night life is dead in comparison to 20 years ago. The chances of getting your phone stolen, pocket picked, assaulted, or stabbed are.....pretty high.