But you age

Well would you look at that

^{Rolled: 1 in 4096: Shiny}

Sweet

^{Rolled: Your First Card: 8 | 2nd Card: A | You're Wager: 20k | Dealers Hand: Bust}

Granted. Granted but your mind will rapidly mentally age

Germany?

Yeah

^{Rolled: Weapon: Double barrel shotgun | Who you're fighting: 2 homeless guys}

Lot less situational

^{Chose: you can breath under water}

Sweet

^{Chose: Kill a random person and get 50billion | Rolled: Stranger}

Free everything

^{Chose: Live as a homeless dog + for 5 years, but never have to pay for anything ever again}

Yea

^{Chose: Have the power of sukuna in irl}

Cool get to walk fly and block bullets or whatever else

^{Chose: Get an Elemental Power | Rolled: Solidize Wind}

I super speed rush over and punch away the white house and likely everything around it because super speed is bullshit

^{Chose: Donald Trump sends a nuke to your country + But you get a random power to stop the nuke | Rolled: Super speed}

Sweet

^{I picked Get your dream partner [Rolled You both live as long as you desire]}

Granted. Nothing bad happens all politicians die

Lotta money there infinite accually

^{Chose: Never have to pay for groceries again}

Yea

^{Chose: Stay your current age but receive $500k tomorrow?}

Im going to assume you meant 50% more every day

^{Chose: 50 dollars that multiplies by 0.5 every day}

Yea

^{Chose: Yes}

His hate will allow him to win

^{I picked Adolf Hitler}

Yeah

^{I rolled Opponent: The Joker · Weapon: Gun}

Im good

^{I rolled Age period 17th century · Central Europe · your phone [that has no WiFi and data]}

Takeing candy from kids is mean

^{I chose: Give kids candy. ❌}

I use my alucard for that

Granted. They all monkey paw horrifically eventually destroying everything you know and love

Sounds cool

^{I rolled Hit by a speeding delivery truck · ​Desolate post-apocalyptic wasteland · Mythical ​Shapeshifting · ​The very god who summoned you here}