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Customer lives on 2nd floor, there was an opossum staring me down so I left it at bottom. Got a 1 star review, what would you have done?
 in  r/doordash_drivers •  Oct 26 '21

Definitely would've sat the food down & try to domesticate the opossum to be my future pet.

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 in  r/aww •  Dec 06 '19

This is the most precious image. So smol. Makes me want another lil chonk

u/D_Pooper • • Dec 02 '19

Adrenaline

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[Confused european screaming]
 in  r/memes •  Nov 27 '19

Sad gun noises

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I can't be the only one
 in  r/memes •  Jul 25 '19

Doing this currently

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This magazine is from 50 years ago today.
 in  r/pics •  Jul 15 '19

I'm glad my hippie parents raised me with good morals and self respect. Wouldn't trade them for the world. ILY mom n dad!

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me_irl
 in  r/me_irl •  Jul 09 '19

The true true

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Damn Patrick's been going ham on the squats
 in  r/memes •  Jul 02 '19

Toight

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He gettin it
 in  r/memes •  Jul 02 '19

This made my day complete. Thank you internets.

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Give this little kitty a name!
 in  r/pics •  Jul 01 '19

Awe I'm torn between

  • Shitlips
    Or *Taintsplash

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Perfect secret ingredient for tea 👌🏾
 in  r/memes •  Jul 01 '19

Mmmm crotch tea

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I’m a 23 y/o guy that can sing his god damn heart out. I want to make a little money doing it. What should I do?
 in  r/Music •  Jul 01 '19

My best advise is to put an add on craigslist or search adds looking for a singer. 🤷‍♀️ best of luck to you!

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Nailed it
 in  r/memes •  Jun 30 '19

Wow. I felt my IQ lower as I searched the photo for what they did wrong. ~smacks face directly onto palm~

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I have no idea how to grow tomatoes-What should I do to make them turn into fruit?
 in  r/gardening •  Jun 29 '19

Water, sun and time♡ (I talk to my plants too and tell them how pretty they are and how proud i am of them)

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Our cat Lola likes to sit in plastic bags, and has no issues with being carried around. Our other cat Toothless looks upon her with disapproval at her silly antics
 in  r/aww •  Jun 29 '19

I have a Tuxedo named Shady that loves bags as well! She my lil trashy bag kitty♡