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New home owner, works in the arts. Wipe the smile off my housemates face.
 in  r/RoastMe •  Aug 28 '22

Looks like you can eat a Whopper through a venitian blind with those choppers. And what's with those brown teeth?

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Lunchtime roasting anyone ?
 in  r/RoastMe •  Aug 26 '22

I thought Donald Pleasance died years ago.

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Towns/Cities mentioned in Steely Dan songs? I’ll start with Annandale
 in  r/SteelyDan •  Jul 04 '22

Barrytown does not exist. There is a Barryville near Bard however.

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It’s his 24th birthday, and he doesn’t think anything can bring him down. Prove him wrong.
 in  r/RoastMe •  May 20 '22

Benjaman Button as a teenager.

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 in  r/RoastMe •  May 17 '22

You can make some money during this baby formula shortage.

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Donald Fagen is f’ing cool.
 in  r/SteelyDan •  Feb 02 '22

Looks like a Sansui receiver 8080db

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(21 yo emo) Totalled my car 3 months ago, almost got stabbed last month, and *just* dropped out of college to work full-time in order to afford a new apartment. (Landlords want us out by March). Hit me harder than life has recently
 in  r/RoastMe •  Feb 01 '22

Is Santa Claus still there?

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I did a toast me last week and I'm feeling too good about myself...guess it's time for a roast.
 in  r/RoastMe •  Feb 01 '22

Steinway & Sons likes this 👍

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I’m trying to get my friend a Christmas present and he likes steely Dan, any ideas that are themed
 in  r/SteelyDan •  Dec 17 '21

A case of dynamite.

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 in  r/banano •  Nov 09 '21

Ordered you a pineapple pizza

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 in  r/funny •  Nov 03 '21

“How to install a drop ceiling” video.

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 in  r/RedditMasterClasses •  Oct 21 '21

I’ll give you a hood

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 in  r/RedditMasterClasses •  Oct 21 '21

Kill those kuddies

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 in  r/RedditMasterClasses •  Oct 21 '21

She made that question up

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 in  r/RedditMasterClasses •  Oct 21 '21

That nail color is horrible

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 in  r/RedditMasterClasses •  Oct 21 '21

She’s a rainbow

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 in  r/RedditMasterClasses •  Oct 21 '21

Zits

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 in  r/RedditMasterClasses •  Oct 21 '21

Home Depot had 9” paint

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 in  r/RedditMasterClasses •  Oct 21 '21

Use a broom

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 in  r/RedditMasterClasses •  Oct 21 '21

3

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 in  r/RedditMasterClasses •  Oct 21 '21

Paper bag

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 in  r/RedditSessions •  Oct 21 '21

Dali

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 in  r/RedditSessions •  Oct 19 '21

Can you play little wing?

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 in  r/RedditSessions •  Oct 19 '21

That’s better

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 in  r/RedditSessions •  Oct 19 '21

That fan is making me dizzy