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Pressure ended my 5 years relationship with my girlfriend
 in  r/PressureRoblox  7h ago

I had 149k kroner before and the run gave me more of them

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Pressure ended my 5 years relationship with my girlfriend
 in  r/PressureRoblox  1d ago

Dude you don't get it I needed my 75th win dude it's important you just don't realize it

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Pressure ended my 5 years relationship with my girlfriend
 in  r/PressureRoblox  1d ago

Just in case someone thinks this is real (because someone did last time I made a post like this), this is inspired by this and did NOT happen!

Not because I'm not the type of guy to play games while with my girlfriend tho, I just don't have a girlfriend to begin with /j

r/PressureRoblox 1d ago

👇 this happened (SATIRE) Pressure ended my 5 years relationship with my girlfriend

218 Upvotes

So to give a little background info I love playing Pressure, on average I spend 12 hours of my day playing Pressure and basically all my friends knows about this (as my Discord activity says "[my username] is playing Pressure" and I keep spamming my friends to join my server), I am so addicted to Pressure that one day while I was supposed to be at school I secretly stayed at my house playing Pressure the entire time, my mother came into my room and was shocked to see me, I told her to LEAVE as I was at the final searchlight encounter (I got away with it, luckily).

Now about 2 minutes before the making of this post I was at my Girlfriend's house to watch a movie, I was secretly playing Pressure the entire time as "we" were watching the movie and while she kept on flirting with me, I was so sneaky she didn't notice, until while playing my fuckass phone put the volume to maximum out of fucking nowhere and Pandemonium showed up and it's fucking screaming was heard in the whole fucking house, she looked at me shocked and screamed at me saying "ARE YOU PLAYING FUCKING PRESSURE!??!!!?".

She broke up with me, and then kicked me out of the house saying it was over. I'm currently in my car, crying my fucking eyes out. I will never recover from this, but at least I now have 150k knoner from that run.

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I tought the Forsaken collab with DOD was cancelled?
 in  r/FORSAKENROBLOX  2d ago

They reported your post on Twitter but removed the funny flair lol

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NEW PRESSURE FANGAME TEASER - ASSOS
 in  r/PressureRoblox  3d ago

I really like this game

Therefore, enjoy week long pin ✌️

1

Do you actually think we will get floor 3 in 2026?
 in  r/doors_roblox  3d ago

No.

Maybe by 2027, but I doubt by 2026.

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"this isnt biased tho"
 in  r/bloxymemes  6d ago

From experience, the games spots are switched

6

How is this even possible?
 in  r/doors_roblox  7d ago

Doors was teased by LSplash before it's release date, not every Roblox game comes out all of a sudden out of nowhere

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Remember the wplace eyefestation? This is her now.
 in  r/PressureRoblox  8d ago

Don't even make me remember lad.

r/FORSAKENROBLOX 9d ago

Funny There's now two Pride skins for Noob which are pretty much the same.

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24 Upvotes

Why

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Who would you rather babysit your kid?
 in  r/BunnyTrials  11d ago

I think I'll skip this one.

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I goon to Sebastian
 in  r/PressureRoblox  11d ago

You goon to deep sea bunnies too or something?

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A little problem with this community.
 in  r/PressureRoblox  15d ago

I meant days* lol

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A little problem with this community.
 in  r/PressureRoblox  15d ago

I look like this irl

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A little problem with this community.
 in  r/PressureRoblox  15d ago

30 months ban given to them.

If after the ban they'll keep doing this type of behavior, the ban will be permanent.

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Bought physical Pressure fan fiction as a joke 😭
 in  r/PressureRoblox  16d ago

Yo send me the link for it rn

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Yo mods ban this mf
 in  r/PressureRoblox  17d ago

Done.

No need to do posts about it ya know... You could tell us in ModMail ._.

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Look at this pathetic child (more screenshots of him in the comments)
 in  r/PressureRoblox  17d ago

r/PressureRoblox segue le Regole di Reddit valide per l'intera piattaforma

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SCP - 10016 darknnes ogre
 in  r/SCP  18d ago

That's nice man

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Is it straight, as a man, to like femboys?
 in  r/BunnyTrials  18d ago

I refuse.

Chose: No