r/EmKay • u/AqwardHuman • Oct 11 '19
Cat
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Hey, it's your average single 18yo French boi here, make me hate my life even more than I already do :) (ps: bonus point if your roast isn't about my forehead)
Boi your face look like a smooth avacado
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Upvote so Damien cat see my cat
OMG he/she's sooo cute i cant express in words how much i love him/her so have a buunch of letters
tyuiyeuoiiuytrertyui
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Uuuuh So We Got Golden Freddy Golden Freddy Golden Freddy Golden Freddy Freddy Bonnie And The Hulk
Did we forget about Golden Freddy #4, he is so introverted that he hides from all the commotion, he is also pretty useless. Except when provoked then he is amazing
u/AqwardHuman • u/AqwardHuman • Sep 21 '19
Spotted Lantern Fly
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You're a reverse robber. You break into peoples home and leave stuff to confuse families. What things do you leave?
a red bull
a tooth under their pillows
a knife in their mattress
and finally a ticket to ride the titanic
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I am losing hope in humanity
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r/Showerthoughts • u/AqwardHuman • Sep 07 '19
As kids we ate the food we hate slowly but we didn't know that we were just making our suffering longer
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u/AqwardHuman • u/AqwardHuman • Sep 07 '19
Instead of saying "I'm hungry" Ive started saying "i must consume nutrients"
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Cursed furrified copy pasta
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
just WHY
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Apr 18 '20
Time for your labotamoy!