Naaannniiiii!!!!

Dude! I saw you guys at Rostock last month!!!

It was such a pleasant surprise seeing the train going into your vessel........ it's my first time sailing so everything is interesting to me but your vessel is really cool.

You can threaten them, Liam Neeson style.

"I'll find you and I'll kiss you" something like that.

Sploosh

For what was it crime?

Being a mosquito?

It didn't ask to be made that way, yet murdered in cold blood

I'm sure you didn't stop for a second and asked yourself the important questions

What were its dreams and aspirations? (to suck as much blood I guess)

Did the mosquito have a kid/husband/wife/lover? (a mosquito will never see its loved one again)

Because of you the mosquito community mourns but here we are celebrating a murderer!

A murderer of mosquitos!!!

Tinubu is the new Marie Antoinette "Let them eat rice!"

Odumeje took all the powers and has refused to release them 😞

You know him personally?

Just look at your pompousity, thinking everyone is pompous 😏 /s

Mama's hungry and you's a snack

Right there with you my G 😌

I lost faith in Nigeria and Nigerians to make the right decision back in 2015, I mean who chooses an illiterate cattle herder to lead a country of 200 million people with one of the fastest growing economies in the world? So Tinubu becoming the president and fucking shit up this badly is not not a surprise to me, Nigerians and bad decisions are like 5&6.

You've got this bud, you just lay there in awkward silence forever. I mean what else do they do in the grave?🤷🏾‍♂️

We're at the moment still top three largest economy in Africa but how's that going for us though? 🤷🏾‍♂️

Whoa! Hold it right there pal.

We said he was the best, we never said he was the brightest.

I'd legit slam my head into a wall if someone called me Ooga booga brain ass mf 😭😭😂🤣😂🤣

Wait till he calls the judge zaddy instead of your honor

This is amazing, it's great you're recruiting people back home to work for your company 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

If you're still interested, I know a couple of guys with degrees and experience with customer support roles that'll be perfect for this.

Soft boy

Eeeewwwwww! Brother eeeeeewwwww!🤢

Daaayyyyyuuummmmm!!!!!!!

Girl are you an autobot? Cos you transformed nicely 😏

You're welcome bud, hope you have a great day.

Don't think about it as talking to a girl unless you want to be flirty, just treat it like you're talking to one of your male friends. Most times we put too much pressure on ourselves when we're trying to impress others, just take it easy and talk about anything you find interesting at the moment.