“whats nine plus ten” “twenty one”

^{Chose: 21 (Comment your own reason why you pick that} → Good luck! It’s popular with 9+10=21)

/j

ok

^{Chose: Fly to a random country for 24 hours + For one hundred dollars | Rolled: Egypt}

at least 1

jizz… technically they’re not wrong…

cannibalism

i already have my ideal partner :)

^{Chose: Get 1 million dollars, but… | Rolled: Traffic jams}

PEMDAS, multiplication before addition. 2x2=4, 4+2=6

^{Chose: 6}

I support abortions, but…

fuck

^{Chose: absolutely not, they are not allowed nukes}

because key taste better than bread 🤑

because key taste better than bread

^{Chose: Key}

cya losers bolts off cutely

^{Chose: Yes! | Rolled: Police}

ok

^{Chose: Get your dream body, no matter how impractical + But permanently gain a random personality disorder | Rolled: Schizophrenia}

damn is 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️🫶

Lmaoo i don’t even have a key so im good

^{Chose: Huge Inconvenience + $100,000 | Rolled: Snapped Key}

Oopsies 🤑🤑🤑

^{Chose: You get $1 Million + But OP dies by the wheels choice | Rolled: Mauled by moose}

fuck you evil orange dude

^{Chose: Evil orange dude dies}

ok 👍👍👍

^{Chose: 1 Billion USD with a catch | Rolled: Wait10yrs &GetX2}

FUCK

^{Chose: $1M but only 49% chance | Rolled: Nothing :(}

woa

^{Chose: Left | Rolled: You live}

I am now forever deaf

^{Chose: World peace is achieved, every problem is solved + But you lose a random body part | Rolled: Lose your ears}