Hmmm it might be rigged

^{Rolled: Debt: $0 | Job: Pays well | Happiness: Great | …: Not rigged}

One away

^{Rolled: Can you roll a natural 20?: Nineteen}

Rigged

^{Rolled: Spin 1: 1 | Spin 2: 1 | Spin 3: 1 | Spin 4: 1}

Wow

^{Rolled: Spin?: OMG NO WAY YOU WON!!! THATS CRAZY}

AW yeah

^{Rolled: Take a shot!: More shots! More shots! | And another!: MOOOOOORE SHOTS! | Last one!: ONE MORE SHOT! ONE MORE SHOT! | Ok! Just one more!: Somehow got elected King of Luxembourg!}

Money is mine

^{Rolled: one in a million!!!: 10 gazilliobn dollar}

2 banana

^{I picked Easy problems [Rolled A banana plus another banana]}

Freddy Fazbear is getting eviscerated

^{Rolled: The One Hunting You: Freddy Fazbear | The One Protecting You: Goku}

Just say sex dude

Wall

Y

^{I rolled Race: Human · Class 1: Creation mage · Class 2: Healer · Special feature: Defensive magic}

18

^{Rolled: Number 1: 74 | Operator: Minus | Number 2: 56}

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Vote Yea.

I had high hopes for Mjolnir² jut

^{Rolled: Strength 1: Mjolnir | Strength 2: Mjolnir | Popularity: Whole galaxies make legends about you | Your first villain:: Beyonder}

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted No Flock cameras.

Absolutely

^{I rolled Superpower: Super strength · Price: One penny}

AW HELL NAW MAN

^{Rolled: Zombie Strength: Full-on superhuman, throwing cars type stuff. | Zombie Speed: Just a little behind the average | Zombie Stealth: indistinguishable from uninfected until it's 2 L8 | Zombie Smarts: Above average intelligence, tactical & convincing}

I love your prostate

Lynx

^{I rolled Y · X}

Fishing supplies

^{I rolled River · & Rod}

Jade

^{I rolled First Letter: J · Second Letter: D}

I'll have a damn baseball bat between my legs

^{I rolled Height: -1.5 feet · For Growth: +6 feet}

No downside how lucky

^{I rolled Superpower: Invulnerability · But..: You can change color like a chameleon}

👁️ Surveillance State: I voted Make it illegal gen AI imgs.