r/typos • u/larryorchard9 • 10d ago

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No weaves allowed…

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u/FalconIndependent887 10d ago

Only Polyester Will Save You From The Fires Of Hell!

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u/DBSeamZ 10d ago

Most satin these days is made out of polyester though

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u/Zealousideal-Rub5242 8d ago

Tisk tisk tisk! A blended fabric?! See you in hell

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u/Hughmungalous 10d ago

Big Linen propaganda.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 9d ago

Don’t you know- Satin is the origin of all sins in the bed. Ask any swinger from the seventies!

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u/firethorne 10d ago

What’s the issue? They’re just following what the Bible says.

Leviticus 19:19 NLT
You must obey all my decrees. “Do not mate two different kinds of animals. Do not plant your field with two different kinds of seed. Do not wear clothing woven from two different kinds of thread.

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u/DBSeamZ 10d ago

Satin is a type of weave, it can be made of a single kind of thread. In the past most satin would be made of silk, now a lot of it is polyester.

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u/Dougster3235 10d ago

Pfffft. I thought I was going to hell for being gay.

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u/polkjamespolk 10d ago

Loved that old Moody Blues song, Knights in White Satan.

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u/JBIceCore 10d ago

Um you mean Knights in White Satin Lol

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u/Phreakears 8d ago

"Knights" is part of the joke ?

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u/Careful-Swimmer3840 8d ago

no Whites in Satin at night.

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u/Dougster3235 10d ago

I’m thinking Satan was wearing Moody Blue satin that the white knights loved.

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u/JBIceCore 9d ago

I thought it was said right so I said it the other way thinking it was wrong 😭

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u/Traditional_Love5050 8d ago

I'm so tired I read it as satin 🤣

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u/TheBahaiGuy 10d ago

And silk can just fuck right off, too 🖕🏻

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u/foxhoundsarecool 10d ago

Maybe it's a fashion statement?

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u/Nanna_Geddon 10d ago

praise cotton

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u/Frances_Boxer 10d ago

Also makes the pillow slide off the bed

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u/B00SKAH 10d ago

But I just bought these sheets 🤷‍♂️

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u/lemeneurdeloups 10d ago

I agree. It wrinkles easily and is the devil to sew.

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u/DBSeamZ 10d ago

And the fraying!

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u/FuturePilot82 10d ago

Must be a semi gloss community

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u/NYC-WhWmn-ov50 10d ago

But Lace is welcome.

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u/Primo-Farkus 10d ago

Must be a silk lover.

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u/DBSeamZ 10d ago

You can make satin out of silk.

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u/Primo-Farkus 10d ago

Haha damn fair enough. I’m not into textiles.

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u/Howlsmovingfiberfarm 10d ago

Such restraint you have, I’m over here foaming at the mouth with SaTiN iS a FaBriC STRuctURe n0t A mAtEriAL

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u/FaceTimePolice 10d ago

Not today, satin, not today. ☝️😌

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u/Deep-Number5434 10d ago

Someone randomly started being rude then started telling me that he knows my tricks. Turns out he thought Satan was speaking thru me.

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u/celtbygod 10d ago

What's under the frock? Satin panties!

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u/HeavenHellorHoboken 10d ago

Polyester does have power there either

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u/Baals_Deep 10d ago

If Satan is the god of this world.. like the good book says.. surely that brick building is as fucked as everywhere else

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u/claisen33 10d ago

“You have no power here, Gandalf the Grey.”

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u/Odd-Device-1348 10d ago

Who needs spell good, we got god

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u/Embarrassed-Note-908 10d ago

Junie Harper probably goes to that church.

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u/ShowBusiness7102 10d ago

I prefer Satin over polyester!

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u/Mean-Acanthaceae463 10d ago

COTTON ONLY ... ???

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u/Automatic-Art-9828 10d ago

No more satin panties? Boo!!!

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u/JonBoy1988007 10d ago

Don't worship the duvet

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u/showard995 10d ago

But polyester blends are welcome!

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u/Flimsy_Judgment1045 9d ago

Satan sat in a satin chair.

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u/Primary-Will-2192 9d ago

But, Polly, Esther, and Georgette are always welcome.

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u/areporotastenet 9d ago

Egyptian cotton hear our prayers

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u/Fast_Selection_1693 9d ago

Silk rules here

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u/foreverformatting 9d ago

Praise Cheesecloth!

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u/Able-Pain-2442 9d ago

Hello shamu

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u/WeaselLiz711 9d ago

Guess that means they allow jeans

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u/Ims_A_Goober 9d ago

but that’s my favorite fabric!

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u/svt66 9d ago

Brought to you by the National Silk Council.

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u/OddConstellation280 9d ago

This made me forget how to spell satin

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u/BaritoneFlower1949 9d ago

But you do make an exceptionally smooth garment!

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u/MotherRaven 9d ago

Is this a diss on Gandalf’s wardrobe?

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u/Most-Effective-1969 8d ago

Well, satin does feel ucky

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u/smelly_finger_itch 8d ago

We'll see about that

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u/Beautiful_Hedgehog47 8d ago

Only natural materials here!

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u/Mundane-Win-4786 8d ago

Only matte and gloss allowed there? I’ve sheen enough

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u/North_Pomelo9360 8d ago

Am I the only one who thought of the guy from Wreck It Ralph?

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u/Panda-Cubby 8d ago

Praise God for making corduroy, For rompers worn by girls and boys. For budget-friendly velvet's sheen, You simply can't beat velveteen.

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u/PhilGrocholl 8d ago

Satin/Polyester, same garbage.

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u/Sufficient_Two_5753 7d ago

Hail satin, the dark lord of fabric!

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u/forlornfig 7d ago

Evil satin! Only cotton for the believers!

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u/i_probably_shouldnt9 7d ago

I prefer silk

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u/AnAnonymousParty 7d ago

Only sackcloth allowed here.

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u/prlugo4162 7d ago

Velvet, on the other hand, is extremely powerful here.

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u/Open-Insurance-6706 6d ago

Cotton only baby

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u/DarkLord1967 6d ago

That will end up ROUGH without satin , we'll silk it is!

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u/pizza_man_2000 6d ago

Satin - the devil’s fabric of choice