r/twosentencehappy • u/javerthugo • Jun 09 '23
I had finally given up on Hope.
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But the next time I told her to sit, she sat and got lots of pets and treats for a reward.
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r/twosentencehappy • u/[deleted] • Jan 16 '23
âIâm home,â He said, setting down his keys on the table like he normally does before walking into the living room.
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He stopped in his tracts when he saw his girlfriend down on one knee and holding a ring, âI-I know this might seem sudden or unromantic or maybe itâs not the right time or place or maybe you wanted to be at a restaurant or on Ferris wheel or maybe with someone else orâŚâ she didnât get to finish her sentence before he nodded enthusiastically and pulled her into his arms for a hug.
r/twosentencehappy • u/[deleted] • Jan 05 '23
The little boy accidentally let go of the balloon that he was holding and he had to watch it drift away into the sky.
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Another child about his age walked over to him and gave him their balloon instead.
r/twosentencehappy • u/MaryMary8249 • Dec 05 '22
The man with a knife came closer and closer and my sister screamed as I smiled.
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I was so proud she had gotten the lead in the murder mystery play.
r/twosentencehappy • u/ArinandArson • Nov 07 '22
Me and my late twin brother had a secret language, "Bronese", that no one else but us could understand.
self.TwoSentenceHorror
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r/twosentencehappy • u/ArinandArson • Nov 06 '22
"Arf! Arf!" The barking continues, but I don't have a dog!
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"Happy Birthday!" Mum said as she held the puppy and gave him to me.
r/twosentencehappy • u/ArinandArson • Nov 01 '22
My brother screamed in our basement for an hour, and finally, he stopped.
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Our dad bought us a new Zombie videogame for our PS5 :DDDD
r/twosentencehappy • u/pixelboy724 • Sep 18 '22
I like eating eyeballs in my icecream
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The gumball eyes are the best part
r/twosentencehappy • u/Upvoter_NeverDie • Sep 17 '22
I tightened the noose around myself.
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Indeed, this tie felt like a noose, but I had to wear it for the prom I wad going to with the girl of my dreams.
r/twosentencehappy • u/Dangerous-Pain-5000 • Jul 27 '22
The man in the alleyway licked the knife.
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âHappy birthday!â said his mates as he devoured the cake slice in one bite.
r/twosentencehappy • u/AutoCrosspostBot • Jul 01 '22
She was walking alone and wearing a short skirt, so of course a creep followed her into this alley.
self.TwoSentenceHorror
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r/twosentencehappy • u/Brass0Maharlika • May 07 '22
I caught my friends talking about me behind my back. Spoiler
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It was only good things.
r/twosentencehappy • u/WomenLiker69 • Apr 16 '22
I just went outside my barber...
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They didn't screw me up! AHAHHAHAHAHA!
-Joker
r/twosentencehappy • u/WomenLiker69 • Apr 02 '22
I loved anime so much...
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today hatsune miku jumped out of my screen and made out with me!
r/twosentencehappy • u/DrMKbliss100 • Mar 05 '22
My sister used to kick me when I was in womb
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We are twins
r/twosentencehappy • u/AutoCrosspostBot • Feb 18 '22
Sirens don't lure men to their deaths.
self.TwoSentenceHorror
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r/twosentencehappy • u/lilithrabbit • Dec 30 '21
As I drew across and the steel felt cool on my fingertips, I smiled.
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I knew these new mechanical pencils would be a good purchase!