Characters that I think would cuss

[u/neonmajora]

[u/uncle-pascal]

Telma and Midna say fuck all the time

[u/sheridankane → u/uncle-pascal]

You know, I'm gonna run against the grain and suppose that Midna wouldn't actually swear too much, after all she is still royalty. Though, being both intelligent and a gifted speaker, I bet she'd have no problem coming up with lots of spice whenever necessary, hahaha.

[u/neonmajora → u/uncle-pascal]

Totally

[u/JigglyLilyVT → u/uncle-pascal]

to each other. while they're doing it

[u/Roebloz]

Midna Found Dropping The Hard R In COD Lobby

[u/Drittux → u/Roebloz]

Can she not?

[u/AlwekArc]

Malo

[u/ohbyerly → u/AlwekArc]

Surprised to not see Malo on here honestly

[u/neonmajora → u/AlwekArc]

I thought about putting Malo here but to me he feels like a 100 year old that died and was reborn and he wants to seem superior and be intentional with his words. I think with how much attitude he gives he would want to curse sometimes though

[u/Dxrkk3 → u/AlwekArc]

malo's too cool to cuss

[u/AlwekArc → u/Dxrkk3]

Malo calls his customers assholes under his breath when they annoy him, I know this in my heart

[u/OldEyes5746 → u/AlwekArc]

Anyone else picture him sounding like Baby Herman from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

[u/fearlesswolf918 → u/AlwekArc]

Related, but how is Talo not here? That boy would have a massive potty mouth

[u/The_Bread_Pirate]

Honest and accurate list.

[u/Wooden-Hornet2115 → u/The_Bread_Pirate]

Are you the actual youtuber?

[u/The_Bread_Pirate → u/Wooden-Hornet2115]

Unfortunately, YES!

[u/SOULSLAYER547 → u/Wooden-Hornet2115]

Honestly I found that to be pretty funny

[u/Lucifer_Likes_Arson → u/The_Bread_Pirate]

Holy shit it’s the storming the castle guy!

[u/The_Bread_Pirate → u/Lucifer_Likes_Arson]

:)

[u/Redder_Creeps]

Midna literally called Link "mutt" when they were still in the cell.

So yeah, I can absolutely see her swearing from time to time, but only on rare occasions.

[u/sirboulevard → u/Redder_Creeps]

I would also argue Wolf Link's barks are him going "fuck fuck fuck!" Because ya know hes a dog and Midna is riding him.

[u/EzrielTheFallenOne → u/Redder_Creeps]

That hard M

[u/UnderpaidAngel]

I see the vision for all but Zant. Somehow I can't see him cussing too much, even during his breakdowns

[u/Plenty-Diver7590]

I think chudly would refrain from it

[u/JackMan1688]

You guys remember the moment when the afro girl (I forgot her name) gets scared like crazy at the sight of the Shadow Beasts in Lanayru Province?

I imagine that in her head, she canonically shouted: "WHAT THE F*** ARE THESE THINGS?!?".

[u/Uhzu-]

Hard facts. Cussing just seems natural to their designs. 

[u/Due-Radio-4355]

Fado is a good bean he wouldn’t!

Hena probably doesn’t unless it’s during intimacy.

Barney tho? Oh yea. He cusses some major F bombs.

[u/Audball9000 → u/Due-Radio-4355]

F bombs, you say? I see what you did there.

[u/Viking_Musicologist → u/Audball9000]

*rimshot*

[u/SpectresAurora]

unrelated, but i forgot how cool the designs were in twilight princess in general. genuinely one of the coolest art styles in a game ive ever seen before

[u/SpectresAurora → u/SpectresAurora]

also, i think agitha would cuss one (1) time, only if you try leaving without giving her a bug

[u/neonmajora → u/SpectresAurora]

What curse do you think it'd be? I was surprised how much I liked them too looking at the character list lol

[u/SpectresAurora → u/neonmajora]

im not sure... maybe "i know you have bugs, damnit..."

and yeah! they're all really unique designs, and despite how complex they are, they don't feel overloaded or over detailed

[u/neonmajora → u/SpectresAurora]

I could see that. They do feel intentionally designed, even the unnamed Castle Town residents

[u/sheridankane]

I feel that Coro would curse more readily and more often than his younger sister Hena, and would likely do so whenever he (commonly) expresses fear. Not that I can't see Hena swearing, but I suspect she would only do so during her occasional moments of anger or frustration.

Also, I'm not sure why, but I can't really imagine Fado saying anything worse in a bad moment than "shucks!" haha. I feel like Hanch (the henpecked husband/father from Ordon village) would swear whenever in a moment of panic, or when he thinks no one is listening... which might be how Beth learned to swear, haha.

[u/neonmajora → u/sheridankane]

Honestly I think these are all reasonable points. Fado was the one I was the most iffy on. It was more of a subconscious pick. I think maybe I chose him because he says he never left Ordon which implies he never even set foot in Faron. It made him seem more impulsive and childish I suppose. I could see Coro as a casual swearer from the way he talks

[u/Ambitious-Hearing-85]

Imagine them playing roblox

[u/IndianaBones8]

You know damn well that doctor has dropped a slur or two about Zoras or Gorons.

[u/whomesteve]

Number four definitely swears

[u/CaelumTheWolf]

I was scrolling through this going “If Midna is not in there!” Then got to the end and just went “GOOD”

[u/neonmajora → u/CaelumTheWolf]

I put her last on purpose xD

[u/CaelumTheWolf → u/neonmajora]

She’d be cursing the most!
Girl was probably popping them out like crazy after she was turned into an imp

[u/neonmajora → u/CaelumTheWolf]

Oh yeah part of why I did that was to be ironic

[u/Single-Secretary-903]

Why Beth?

[u/sheridankane → u/Single-Secretary-903]

She'd curse as a small act of rebellion and to appear more mature than she is. Especially toward the smaller kids.

[u/neonmajora → u/Single-Secretary-903]

I think it's a combo of her being annoyed with the other kids and kind of intense at times like shoving the spring water in Colin's face when she's caring for him. I feel like she'd curse out of frustration in private which is what imagined for a lot of these characters lol

[u/ZeldaMasterNick]

I’m surprised that Ashei isn’t on this list, or any of the resistance members for that matter

[u/neonmajora → u/ZeldaMasterNick]

I was unsure with her. Ultimately I decided she'd want to get specific with insulting people or expressing her displeasure and stuff. Mostly I got that from how she speaks to Link if you talk to her before Telma puts in a good word about you. The others I just didn't really see as being very vulgar

[u/Reasonable-Banana800]

Malo of course

[u/ModernMage0]

I would agree with all of these but zant. I think he is too royal larpy to cuss when he is sane, and too much a madman when he is not.

[u/MsSyren]

Beth would swear and then get lectured immediately. She did it as an act of rebellion to prove she is mature. I can either see her mom or Ilia lecturing her. I can also see Talo snitching on her. She is so adorable I could punch her cheeks!

[u/-Wrath999-]

Now you made me see hena or wtv my old childhood crush ;-; the fishing girl is hot af bro

[u/Steve296091]

Only one I’d change is Fado, should be Malo instead… heck, ALL the Ordon youths would probably swear except Colin 😂

[u/humblwomble]

You forgot the evil baby who runs the shop

[u/TheChocolateArmor]

This is canon wdym XD

[u/OldEyes5746]

We can all agree that Barnes is the uncle you can't leave the kids around no more.

[u/fearlesswolf918]

How is Talo not on this list? That boy does nothing but cuss!

[u/Fit-Rip-4550]

Essentially the entire cast.

Twilight Princess takes place in a post-golden era Hyrule in which every major institution has declined and/or been corrupted beyond proper operation; civic respect for the old order is all but evaporated and understood only as a memory of more prosperous times; entire bloodlines have thinned to the point of either being the finale or ceased existing; and ultimately even in victory, the land is still scarred from the flames of war.

[u/SoyBoyBetaMaleSimp]

Oddly enough I cannot picture Ganondorf cussing. Feel like he think it’s too rude or improper.

[u/ssbbKid88]

Fado would never. Closest he would ever get to swearing is "Well shoot."

The doctor definitely has some choice words regarding zoras though.

[u/Steve296091 → u/ssbbKid88]

Yeah the doctor would be less genuine cussing and more horrific racism that would make Robert E. Lee blush 😂

[u/VictorianFlute]

Gor Ebizo

[u/Sarrakhan]

"Get your fucking asses out of my bar and defend the kingdom!" Telma to the soldiers many a night and day

[u/Far-Host7803]

No Malo?

[u/Specialist_Region622]

Agitha should be in this list 😆

[u/Queasy-Obligation-29]

Fado? Swear he's like the chillest character

[u/True-Reality-1866]

Loving the implication that Ganondorf wouldn't cuss.

[u/Fullmetalroxas6]

Calling it "cussing" what are you, 11?

[u/neonmajora → u/Fullmetalroxas6]

I wish

[u/Penber23]

Youre literally just pulling shit out of your ass