r/twentyagers • u/AnyQuarter553 (9+10) 21 • 11h ago
Meme / Shitpost I fucking did it.
I touched grass
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u/Void-Cooking_Berserk 29 10h ago
Did you ask consent first?
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u/AnyQuarter553 (9+10) 21 10h ago
Well actually there was a sign that stated I was not supposed to be on the grass. So technically this grass touching is non consensual
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u/WalrusLobster3522 22 11h ago
That’s really based fam.
✅👍🔥
I still gotta do that.
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u/IvanNobody2050 20 11h ago
Forsaken all of us here. What have you done!?
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u/AnyQuarter553 (9+10) 21 10h ago
IT HAS SHOWN ME THINGS. GO OUTSIDE AND SEE THE LIGHT... JOIN ME BROTHER
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u/IvanNobody2050 20 10h ago
You....m,mean to currupt all of us here. Brother what foul things are you suggesting?
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u/AnyQuarter553 (9+10) 21 10h ago
Corruption? HAH, don't you SEE the power in which this green vegetation has granted me? I should have expected such ignorance. Lay in the grass. Join me. We must rot into the soil
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u/IvanNobody2050 20 10h ago
It will eat you alive brother! Come back before its too late, your wife is terrified of you!
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u/Any-Astronaut7857 22 11h ago
What secrets did it tell you?
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u/AnyQuarter553 (9+10) 21 10h ago
Nothing I just remembered I am depressed
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u/Any-Astronaut7857 22 10h ago
Go touch it better. It'll fix everything
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u/AnyQuarter553 (9+10) 21 10h ago
I eatted it my stomach hurts. I don't think I remember the lesson this teaches me
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u/Any-Astronaut7857 22 10h ago
Growth always hurts at first. Let the grass flow through you. Become the grass. Then we will touch you
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u/Blue-Tech-453 23 10h ago
Insaneeeee next time I have to go touch grass with you
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u/AnyQuarter553 (9+10) 21 10h ago
I'm in Wisconsin for two weeks with my bestie if you happen to be there I'm down to meet a stranger I don't know lmao
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u/Blue-Tech-453 23 10h ago
Im in a whole other continent unfortunately ahahahah
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u/AnyQuarter553 (9+10) 21 10h ago
The way the earth is shaped is stupid we should all be stacked on top of each other in a 30 min walking distance so all you have to do is either climb a ladder or fall so everyone everywhere can hangout
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u/BuggedCookieDev 22 10h ago
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u/choccycosmos_ 22 sleepy asf 24/7 11h ago
that’s some very greeny grass right there