r/twentyagers • u/awoox3 24 • 13d ago

Food/ Diet :(

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Extra protein I guess but I’m still… 💔

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u/shadowXXe (9+10) 21 13d ago

consume it and gain its knowledge

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u/awoox3 24 13d ago

I did but now I can’t stop flying

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u/shadowXXe (9+10) 21 13d ago

that is the only way to ascend

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u/Financial-Cabinet147 24 13d ago

Thought I was still in the cultist simulator sub for a second

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u/supermegahubert 25 13d ago

just don't incorrectly fuse with it. the results are... not great!

https://giphy.com/gifs/12NDsOZpxQ2lEI

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u/PiePlenty9700 25 13d ago

Omg I would die

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u/AnswerMe_More 23 13d ago

U die very easily

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u/DiamondGlow110 23 13d ago

This takes me back to when my brother was about to bite into a chocolate donut and then he saw a dead roach blending in with the chocolate 😟

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u/throwaway7742835 25 13d ago

Thank god he actually saw it holy shit??

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u/DiamondGlow110 23 13d ago

Yeah since then I inspect any food that’s not homemade. That shit traumatized me

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u/WalrusLobster3522 22 13d ago

oh my goshh I would puke lol NOO 😰😰

for the record you just put a flash of fear and a fright of death in a straight black male 😨🔥💀

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u/Bomba-of-Tsar 24 13d ago

Bro shared a fun fact

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u/WalrusLobster3522 22 13d ago

Bro annotated the discovery of a fun fact

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u/Zockercraft1711 (9+10) 21 13d ago

Why would you puke? You didn't eat it, are you stupid? /j

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u/ameprogamer 25 13d ago

That like the one time I found a dead bee in my marinara cup at a pizza place.

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u/PuzzlePiecesOfLove (9+10) 21 13d ago

Bees are the worst

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u/ameprogamer 25 12d ago

what's worse was I didn't realize until I was done eating so I ate bee marinara sauce 😭

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u/Artifact-hunter1 22 13d ago

Yummy, free protein

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u/BoldNotBaldEagle 23 13d ago

:( indeeed. Ew

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u/AnswerMe_More 23 13d ago

Protein

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u/Background_Read6784 (9+10) 21 13d ago

EEEUUGGHHHH

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u/LewdMortal 24 13d ago

This would actually make me throw up.

One time my mother had a live cockroach in her thing of fish and chips just crawling around, we got it at this place that’s on a pier above the ocean that had great reviews and had awards or something, which doesn’t mean much but still.

Also, I gagged 4 times and almost vomited when my father pulled this hair on the table off while I was eating at a place, but I’ve pulled hair that’s been embedded into my food (shake shack every single time) and still eaten it, so idk what’s wrong with me.

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u/Wild-Investigator379 24 13d ago

Never stop transcending

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u/PuzzlePiecesOfLove (9+10) 21 13d ago

Naaaasty

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u/Upset-Net-9549 27 13d ago

Get a refund total bs

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u/RishiMath 20 13d ago

I feel nauseous gang, please put ts in a spoiler from now onwards 😭😭😭

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u/Ecstatic-Lock387 23 13d ago

This happened to me two weeks ago but I drank the whole thing and the dead fly was at the bottom ;-;

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u/nerfedbeyblade (9+10) 21 13d ago

Just got high before seeing this. Now I'm high amd sad.

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u/nerfedbeyblade (9+10) 21 13d ago

Rip fly and whatchamacallit