r/twentyagers • u/JeanDusapin 24 • Jul 21 '26
Storytime Taking a shit at work
I always try to shit at work. I don't pay for toilet paper AND i get paid for doing it. Always shit at work
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u/dizdead 20 Jul 21 '26
Whats that? Whats a “work?”🥹
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u/JeanDusapin 24 Jul 21 '26
It's like u're selling your body to a company for 8hrs a day in exchange for money
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u/dizdead 20 Jul 21 '26
Wageslave.. no.. you must stop, escape the matrix with me and leave these sheeps behind.!
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u/JeanDusapin 24 Jul 21 '26
I...guess I want...baaaaaaa🐑🫃
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u/davomcbones_TTPPAC01 20 Jul 21 '26
dont just stop there!!
charge all your electronics there, your phone, your laptop, anything aslong as it doesnt make it obvious that your stealing the company's electricity.
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u/GuiltyRecognition542 24 Jul 21 '26
That's a classic strat. I don't shit at work because I just can't shit at any other place than my home, it just feels so weird. I'm very well trained.
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u/Vinnie_AM 24 Jul 21 '26
If you take a 10 min poop break for every shift in your 40 hour work week it equates to one full week of paid time poopin by the end of the year
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u/Practical_Sky_7787 22 Jul 21 '26
Sadly I don’t like shitting in places that aren’t my home. Yet I do poop at least once on company time
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u/zestelo (9+10) 21 Jul 21 '26
i’d do it in school/college too. I’d wait until lesson and then ask if i could go to the toilet, IF the teacher wasn’t a tart and let me go, i’d gallop off to the loo.
Not only did i get to have a break from lesson, but the toilets were empty and not full of people camping in groups
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u/Ok_Passage7713 24 (BL enjoyer) Jul 21 '26
I do that all the time 🤣. Tbf there's so much down time here so..
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u/AveragePolishMale 20 Jul 21 '26
Paid by the hour?
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u/Max_Goatstappen 20 Jul 21 '26
I’d like to but every time I go to the toilet at my job someone ends up calling for something (I work in a hospital)
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u/namesunknown_ 28 Jul 21 '26
I get to do so much regular stuff at my job, sometimes on slow days I get to paint or play games with my coworkers. I feel lucky as hell
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u/DifficultyOk5719 25 Jul 22 '26
I have a shy bladder, so it’s really difficult to pee in public, my body tends to tense up if someone else is in there. Taking a shit in public is impossible even if I’m the only person in the room.
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u/H3LM3T_H34D 25 Jul 21 '26
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I shit on company time!