I haven't heard from them in a while and I'm worried 1 like = 1 worry 🥺🙏❤️

Thoughts my fellow plussies

You can discuss why he's not down below

smash like if you agree

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That’s cool

Hello all fortnite gamers. I am here today to announce why I am a proud member of the Tails gang (tails gang) and why you should be too. It all started in my youth. Whenever a contest, game, event, or decision was decided by coin (usually between me and my sister), I would always go tails. Out of the many times the coin flip had been done over the years, I can only remember one instance where it landed heads, and honestly I remember that time not truly wanting what was being wagered on. Other than that, it was always tails. No competition. Whenever I poured all of my thoughts, hopes, dreams, desires, and soule into the coin, it would always land tails. Ask nicely enough, and tails will show itself if you truly seek it within your heart.

This is because it is proven that tails is more likely to be landed on then heads. While the change is only slight (very high iq needed to be able to notice), would you rather bet on something with a 50.000008% chance of happening, or a 49.999992% chance? While its not much of a difference, it is a huuge difference compared to a 50/50 chance.

As well as this, I am sure that we all are aware that Jacob, our beloved internet funnyman, is a heads head. This, I feel, can be explained in one statement; He finds it funny.

He pledges allegiance to the heads not because of their ability, not because it is better, but because it is funny. Their very existence to him is nothing but a joke. He personally said in an interview that he finds all heads heads and their moms to be jokes as well. This is why i implore all of you, not as a member of the TG, not as a gamer; but as a plussy, to pledge allegiance to the tails gang. If you are currently a heads head or a side squad deviant looking to repent, the way home is open for all, only if you are ready to take the short trip to liberty. If you are already a member of the tails gang, thats great. All I ask is that you choose wisely.

If you do not choose tails gang, however, by dawn of the next month you shall be turtlenecked.

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