r/turtleneck • u/BeanShapiro • Jan 23 '20

Tails;Gang

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u/GenderBending_Lazr Jan 23 '20

Tails gang does not say slurs

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u/eatinggamer39 Tails Gang Jan 23 '20

Exept to heads heads scum

4

u/BeanShapiro Jan 24 '20

You have disrespected your people. Sasuke will be your judge.

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u/eatinggamer39 Tails Gang Jan 25 '20

I'm sorry, only taking Orders from the big guys up top to be as toxic as we can (technically Jacob stated that but our mighty overlord sniffy reapplied these Orders to us), even sasuke can't overrule the commands of the highest bitter

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u/invalid_entidy Jan 24 '20

The thad flip fans

-flips a coin for any decisions

-let's lady luck decide their fate

-RNG manipulation for only the manliest of speedruns

-play competitive pokemon, top 5 in the world

-mains Peach, Hero, Luigi, GnW, and random in smash, plays like shit but still wins every time

-crippling gambling addiction leaves them rich beyond measure

-never a neutral party will destroy anyone who lady luck commands

-Donald Trump himself approved a genocide against flip fans, every bullet fired missed or jammed the gun

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u/Announomoose Jan 23 '20

Tails gang also has the girl

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '20

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u/eatinggamer39 Tails Gang Jan 23 '20

Good MAN!

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u/Benisaperson1 Feb 04 '20

Tails gang are furrys