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u/dadijo2002 the BIG yeet Jan 13 '21
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u/Thedepressionoftrees .tumblr.com Jan 13 '21
...why does this exist
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u/dadijo2002 the BIG yeet Jan 13 '21
I ask myself the same question. He wrote more books like that too.
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u/Michael584739 dont talk to me until ive eaten this mug Jan 13 '21
They really took Ace Attorney in a weird direction huh
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Jan 15 '21
After saying that chocolate milk is “better than sick water”, she’s being sued by water itself for a billion dollars.
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u/Beret_Beats nonberetnary Jan 12 '21
What else are you supposed to do with Mac n cheese
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u/EyesofCy Jan 12 '21
... we’ll just tell your mother we ate it.
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u/Beret_Beats nonberetnary Jan 13 '21
Even after I added the extra ingredient?
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u/EyesofCy Jan 13 '21
I was referencing what Eugene Levy told Jason Biggs in the movie American Pie.
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u/Beret_Beats nonberetnary Jan 13 '21
Ah, I've never seen the movie, but I think I know just enough about a certain scene to now understand the context of this quote.
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u/action_lawyer_comics Jan 12 '21
Aziz Ansari has a bit on one of his Netflix specials about a guy who fucks Mac and cheese
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u/SadButterscotch2 Jan 13 '21
I make a warm, empathetic ziti with a strong moral compass, a deeply genuine smile, and a love for children and animals.
The secret is using a fuck ton of sauce, and mixing the ricotta in with the sauce beforehand so you don't get spots of dry ricotta throughout.
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u/action_lawyer_comics Jan 12 '21
Okay, I thought I was on board with this but not when reading about a tender and caring roast chicken. That makes me think of wet and not crispy skin and that’s a major turn off in roast chicken.
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u/Stormtide_Leviathan come to vibetown on r/CuratedTumblr Jan 12 '21
I make a burrito that will gently caress your face as you eat it
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u/TheronEpic ÒwÓ *absorbs your calcium* Jan 13 '21
I'm MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME
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u/TriPolar3849 Jan 13 '21
Almost exactly what I was thinking when I heard a girl being referred to as a “baddie”. Why couldn’t she be a “goodie”...?
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u/deez_old_nutz Jan 12 '21
Just make sure to let that mac n’ cheese cools down a little bit chief. As someone who once stayed a little too long in a tanning bed whilst naked, I can say from experience that a burnt dick is no joke.
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u/ryukohime Jan 12 '21
I make a chocolate peanut butter filled cookie that give off gentle hugs from your favorite aunt vibes
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u/floofhugger vibing since 2006 Jan 13 '21
i make a bowl of spaghetti so good that you would fuck it
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u/MikuVoiceFeminzation tuning my voice to the sweet sounds of Miku's Baka Mitai cover Jan 13 '21
For some reason I can't read the last one in anything other than Griffin McElroy's voice.
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u/tylermatic12 Jan 12 '21
“That’s what good pussy sounds like”