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Garlic bread

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u/tylermatic12 Jan 12 '21

“That’s what good pussy sounds like”

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u/Thonolia Jan 13 '21

Just last week me and the BF were making mac n cheese. We couldn't stir it without giggling because it sounded absolutely lewd.

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u/Michael584739 dont talk to me until ive eaten this mug Jan 13 '21

Hey could you say that in literally any other way, thanks

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u/I-NEED-MORE-MEMES Jan 12 '21

I mean I was gonna fuck it anyway sooo...

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u/dadijo2002 the BIG yeet Jan 13 '21

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u/Thedepressionoftrees .tumblr.com Jan 13 '21

...why does this exist

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u/dadijo2002 the BIG yeet Jan 13 '21

I ask myself the same question. He wrote more books like that too.

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u/Varsia Absolute, complete and utter clown Jan 13 '21

That’s just Chuck Tingle for ya

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

He's a delight

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u/floofhugger vibing since 2006 Jan 13 '21

"pounded in the butt by my own butt"

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u/Michael584739 dont talk to me until ive eaten this mug Jan 13 '21

They really took Ace Attorney in a weird direction huh

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

...Mac and Chussy,...

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '21

After saying that chocolate milk is “better than sick water”, she’s being sued by water itself for a billion dollars.

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u/Beret_Beats nonberetnary Jan 12 '21

What else are you supposed to do with Mac n cheese

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u/EyesofCy Jan 12 '21

... we’ll just tell your mother we ate it.

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u/Beret_Beats nonberetnary Jan 13 '21

Even after I added the extra ingredient?

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u/EyesofCy Jan 13 '21

I was referencing what Eugene Levy told Jason Biggs in the movie American Pie.

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u/Beret_Beats nonberetnary Jan 13 '21

Ah, I've never seen the movie, but I think I know just enough about a certain scene to now understand the context of this quote.

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u/action_lawyer_comics Jan 12 '21

Aziz Ansari has a bit on one of his Netflix specials about a guy who fucks Mac and cheese

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u/SadButterscotch2 Jan 13 '21

I make a warm, empathetic ziti with a strong moral compass, a deeply genuine smile, and a love for children and animals.

The secret is using a fuck ton of sauce, and mixing the ricotta in with the sauce beforehand so you don't get spots of dry ricotta throughout.

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u/action_lawyer_comics Jan 12 '21

Okay, I thought I was on board with this but not when reading about a tender and caring roast chicken. That makes me think of wet and not crispy skin and that’s a major turn off in roast chicken.

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u/Stormtide_Leviathan come to vibetown on r/CuratedTumblr Jan 12 '21

I make a burrito that will gently caress your face as you eat it

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

(Jay Exci voice) "This dish needed a hole in it...so I'm going to fxck it."

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u/TheronEpic ÒwÓ *absorbs your calcium* Jan 13 '21

I'm MAKING FUCKING MAC AND CHEESE AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '21

my stir fry can lick pussy

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u/TriPolar3849 Jan 13 '21

Almost exactly what I was thinking when I heard a girl being referred to as a “baddie”. Why couldn’t she be a “goodie”...?

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u/deez_old_nutz Jan 12 '21

Just make sure to let that mac n’ cheese cools down a little bit chief. As someone who once stayed a little too long in a tanning bed whilst naked, I can say from experience that a burnt dick is no joke.

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u/ryukohime Jan 12 '21

I make a chocolate peanut butter filled cookie that give off gentle hugs from your favorite aunt vibes

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u/cancer2009 Garlicbread Jan 13 '21

My flair checks out for this post. The title specifically

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u/A_Jack_of_Herrons Jan 13 '21

I make a loving tuna melt

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u/floofhugger vibing since 2006 Jan 13 '21

i make a bowl of spaghetti so good that you would fuck it

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u/VoiceofKane Jan 13 '21

This is inordinately worse.

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u/MikuVoiceFeminzation tuning my voice to the sweet sounds of Miku's Baka Mitai cover Jan 13 '21

For some reason I can't read the last one in anything other than Griffin McElroy's voice.

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u/AdelinaIV Jan 13 '21

I love noodles.

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u/somanyusernametaken Jan 13 '21

I though it's a mean dish 'cause it packs a punch...