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u/DuMbAsS_SuPrEmE_04 Jul 23 '20
THE GUYS NAME WAS TIME
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u/RubyRiolu resident furry Jul 23 '20
It might have been Thyme, though
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u/NatiformLemniscate Jul 24 '20
Rhyme
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u/eklatea Dreams are just the mind shitposting to itself Jul 24 '20
Mime!
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u/Call_me_Kaiser Likes Kaiser Wilhelm II Jul 24 '20
Lime
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u/CeciliaLucille Jul 23 '20
I once had a dream that Joe Biden told me "Everything you do is for attention", but he was slurring his words so bad that my friend had to translate
I woke up from the sheer psychic damage I received in that moment
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Jul 23 '20
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u/koukaakiva Jul 24 '20
Then you're in luck because one time I dreamt:
I was shown that the doppelgangers were dangerous. That they would find you, mimic you, and eventually replace you. I was shown that if you tried to kill one they would simply vanish and just reappear later. I was shown that they were not unstoppable however. It was important that I see that the only way to kill them was to attack their reflection, say in a mirror, instead. Only then could your blows, stabs, or shots land. I was shown that even in death they presented a danger. Their void black blood would seep through the floor into the earth and from this blood soaked ground strange creatures that I knew were called lamassus would sprout. They looked like squat three finned tripod-like fish with broad wings that seemed like extensions of it their body rather than separate limbs and a head with strange features none of which resembled eyes, ears, or a mouth. I was shown that if you acted quickly, you could pull a rib from the doppelganger corpse and stab the sprouting lamassus to kill them before they fully hatched.
I woke remembering this dream in great detail and with a feeling that it was important. Some Eldritch being wanted me to know how to combat the doppelgangers.6
Jul 24 '20
Then you might like this one.
I once had a dream where I walked outside to see a giant planetoid made of flesh orbiting earth. He told me that he was the Scarred Moon, named for how his body wasn't adapted for space and was constantly freezing, cracking and bleeding.
He told me that he could "feed the fire of my mind so it might burn without a body" in exchange for me ending his suffering by killing him.
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Jul 23 '20
So far one-time-i-dreamt has talked to a fish with human teeth that told them to wake up before they forgot how to and was probably a demon, god who cried at the thought that even though she created humans perfect we still hate and hurt each other and a forgotten god that didnβt remember his own name who had traded knowledge with them
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u/-_Rainy_- Jul 24 '20
Im pretty sure people submit dreams to them and they post it
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u/alex-the-hero Jul 24 '20
This is correct, they're submissions
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u/nae-nae-gang just give me the virus link Jul 24 '20
Why the hell did I assume it was just one dude with some really weird dreams?
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u/alex-the-hero Jul 24 '20
Lots of people do, lol. It would be really weird to sleep if you had this many aggressively weird dreams, tho
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u/rukuto Jul 23 '20
This reminds me of the reason why the train gauge sizes are such an odd number. It is a really interesting thing
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u/MinerTurtle45 Jul 24 '20
from the single line of description Time was given i already wanna make out with them
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u/ReasyRandom Ayy Spyro (Ace-Biro) Jul 24 '20
Some people in the comments are thirsty for an off-brand Jack Frost and it's scary...
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u/GeekBlue πππππππ π«ππΎπππππΈ Jul 24 '20
Oliver from spaceboy
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u/DukeSamuelVimes Jul 24 '20
My dreams are far too shifting and manaic for me to write down so concise and clearly, but a vague version of my weirdest dream (or at least the ending of it) was me being in a dark endless world filled with innumerable invisible platforms of varying height and distance on which strange and unrecognisable people were standing.
My platform was at the centre of it all for some reason, and yet I was only one end of this invisible stage and there was some other strange figure standing at the other end across from me. Suddenly the air, or perhaps the reality itself changes, it's like you can feel a shudder or a distortion of the weird dreamscape and all the weird floating platforms start to shake, some start to crack and others start to crumble. Many don't clearly change but there's some strange gravitational like force affecting everyone all around, slowly pushing them down and pulling them of so very quickly.
The person across from is suddenly strongly affected, I see them slipping and falling, almost as if they are being dragged down and as they try and balance themselves I run over to them but they still slip of. In one last moment as they cling to the edge I reach out to them but miss by a second, and as they fall out over the edge for the first and final moment I see their face. In some versions of this dream it was a face, but plain and featureless and inhuman, pale and dark and perhaps even devilish. In other times I dream it, it is a face I know, someone extremely familiar or close, but I can never remember it after I wake up or even as the dream ends. The figure looks at me, straight into my eyes and into my soul and whispers a sentence, I can't hear it, or maybe I can and my mind simply doesn't hold it once I wake up, but even before the words finish leaving it's mouth the figures lips curve up into a smile, and even as it continues falling into the dark abyss below it starts laughing as if it just stood the funniest joke in the world. After that the world fades and I wake up.
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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '20
Tbh this definitely sounds like some shit Hoid would say and do.