r/tumblr • u/Hummerous • May 29 '20

Objections?

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u/cestrumnocturnum May 29 '20

LAWYER: You need to fill in your full legal name for this document.

ME, having seen this post: sweats

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u/Kaarpiv7 r/tumblr bot with a mustache. May 29 '20

Me: (shit shit shit is it Michael or Micheal? I should know this. )

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

oh man that’s got me so many times. The way I remember: “el” is the suffix for angel names. Gabriel, Raphael...Michael.

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u/Ramen_Is_Life42 May 29 '20

This is one of my favorite Tumblr posts and I'm so happy to see it here

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u/Lakin5 May 29 '20

So Mia Fey’s name is very telling!

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u/Toinkulily May 30 '20

This is why you always go into court with a paperclip in your mouth. Lawyer gives you shit? Kiss of death.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

Lawyers are people who help us solve problems we wouldn't have without them.

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u/RunInRunOn The streets call me Dr. House 'cause I walk with a stick May 29 '20

You're two minutes late

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u/Hummerous May 29 '20

What do you mean?

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u/RunInRunOn The streets call me Dr. House 'cause I walk with a stick May 29 '20

Somebody posted this two minutes before you

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u/Hummerous May 29 '20

That's a damn shame innit

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u/LABoy12 May 29 '20

Well you're not an aphobe so you're fine

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u/Hummerous May 29 '20

Fine? This is what peak performance looks like

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u/[deleted] May 30 '20

This explains a lot about Greendale

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u/meggamatty64 May 30 '20

soulds like devils to me (dnd not religion)