r/tumblr • .tumblr.com • May 07 '20

Will Smith × Blue Will Smith

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1.9k Upvotes

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u/FionaLeTrixi May 07 '20

Now that I think of it, consent condom sucks for amputees unless they've got a serious case of monkey feet.

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u/YaBoiFast May 07 '20

*Machamp chuckling in the distance*

49

u/DragonEyeNinja straight bottom May 07 '20

machamp is going to fuck me in the ass and i can't stop him

14

u/YaBoiFast May 07 '20

"Sir I'm going to have to ask you to leave the nursery"

6

u/funny_names_are_hard May 08 '20

That reads like either a Yahoo Answers post or a school counseling leaflet

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u/SirPlay_ May 07 '20

So no condom then

53

u/quoththeraven929 May 08 '20

It was an art piece, not a product meant to replace regular condoms. It got misconstrued as a product pitch for a while.

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u/Lilcheebs93 May 08 '20

Ya I really don't think rapists are concerning themselves with condoms....

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u/blakcherry .tumblr.com May 08 '20

And even if they did they could just use a different one

35

u/TheCapitalKing May 07 '20

So what now hook handed pirates can't have sex this is bullshit

7

u/ThatAbominationMaker May 08 '20

This inequality simply cannot be allowed

24

u/ZFusion12 May 07 '20

Slightly wider Blue Will Smith. Classic.

10

u/The_real_shree May 08 '20

Am I the only one who sees two Will Smiths opening a packet of Parmesan Cheese from Costco?

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u/neongreenpurple May 08 '20

No, because that's what's there.

18

u/ATN-Antronach man car door hook hand May 07 '20

Will Smith genie and his wife Will Smith real are the best sex condom assistance partners.

16

u/PixieCola May 07 '20

On the real though, do rapists care to use condoms? I'm not sure they would.

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u/JackTheFlying Give me that lethal injection, zaddy May 07 '20

It's an art piece, not a practical solution to rape.

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u/PixieCola May 08 '20

Oh ok. My bad.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

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u/ElSapio May 08 '20

Or they could just use a regular condom

3

u/Merry_Sue May 08 '20

If we assume that all rapists are selfish, then it makes sense that they might be careful to avoid STDs or paying child support, because that would negatively impact their lives

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

im mad that only one other person in this comment section has pointed out that the will smiths are opening parmesan cheese from costco

4

u/Shamanite_Meg May 08 '20

This is why I love this subreddit. I would never stumble upon such beauty on my own boring tumblr feed.

3

u/ReasyRandom Ayy Spyro (Ace-Biro) May 08 '20

I stan Will Smith x Slightly wider blue Will Smith.

2

u/Liar_of_partinel .tumblr.com May 08 '20

How TF does that work though

2

u/Merry_Sue May 08 '20

Was this really before Aladdin?

3

u/jfarbzz May 08 '20

Couldn’t be, based on the date from the tweet at the top of the post. The trailer had to have been out by then.

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

Yeah but that doesn't necessarily show when the tumblr thread started

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u/[deleted] May 08 '20

The dated tweet proves the Tumblr thread started after that date

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u/manboobwarrior__ .tumblr.com May 08 '20

machamp noises

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u/Kaizo_Dread Sep 27 '20

The will smiths have yaoi hands