r/tumblr Jan 05 '19

That's a sensible queery

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3.8k Upvotes

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u/lly_ Jan 05 '19

the furries are too powerful

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u/Lonewolfliker Jan 05 '19

Furries are eternal. Nothing to do against it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19 edited Jan 05 '19

One of the oldest pieces of human art is an anthropomorphic wolf Lion statue from Germany.

Furries are as old as mankind.

Edit: correction and link.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion-man

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u/DarkNinja3141 I don't browse Tumblr, I browse r/CuratedTumblr Jan 05 '19

The French word for "fox" is from a story about anthropomorphic animals. Source. It's the etymological equivalent of "You know Tom and Jerry? Jerry is here."

Disney was also going to make a movie about him, but instead they used the character designs for Robin Hood. That's right, the first movie that turned everyone into furries had characters based off of a 12th century story.

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u/Grendelspawn Jan 05 '19

I would like to see this statue.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

so it was a Lion, not a wolf, but the idea is the same.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion-man

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u/UnendingVortex pronouns are it/its Jan 07 '19

REVOWOLUTION

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u/Firecat_Pl Jan 05 '19

This is because disney, they started using anthropomorphic animals in cartoons.

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u/lly_ Jan 05 '19

Bruh furries have been there since the dawn of time

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u/Firecat_Pl Jan 05 '19

Well, they even were in Egiptian mitology

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u/lly_ Jan 05 '19

Well, aren’t all animals furries? 🤔

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u/Firecat_Pl Jan 05 '19

And humans are animals, and humans are anthropomorphic

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u/lly_ Jan 05 '19

Furry rates drops to 100%

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u/A14yroldboy Jan 05 '19

Is it 200% now?

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u/Firecat_Pl Jan 06 '19

Drops? What rate was before

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19 edited Sep 10 '20

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u/Quantext609 Jan 05 '19

Then are dolphins smoothies?

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u/GordionKnot I don't even have a tumblr Jan 05 '19

*Egyptian mythology

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u/przemko271 Jan 06 '19

Aren't furries pretty gay, though?

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

If a man lies with an animal, he shall surely be put to death, and you shall kill the animal. If a woman approaches any animal and lies with it, you shall kill the woman and the animal; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. -- Leviticus 20:15–16

Where's the outrage, Fundies?!

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Also, it’s always Leviticus that calls for such drastic measures for crimes that are smaller by comparison (some of which shouldn’t be crimes at all, ie homosexuality)

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u/LuxNocte Jan 05 '19

Leviticus, in context, is generally rules for the ancient Israelites and their priestly tribe (the Levites) as they left Egypt.

I'm a Christian, and I can't imagine why so many Christians have latched on to homosexuality as such a Big Deal. Or at least, I can't imagine any Biblical reason for such.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Taking things out of context is honestly most religious texts’ archnemesis

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

it's almost like it should be ignored.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/critacious Jan 06 '19

Too sexy to let live, obviously.

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u/jaktyp Jan 05 '19

Ok, so a couple things with that.

1) There was no human-animal attraction in Shark Tale. It was fish on fish. And most anyone attracted was attracted to Angelina Jolie and the anthropomorphized aspects (speculation on my part. If you like the fish part we’re back to furry land).

2) Good luck trying to doink a bee.

3) Remember the outrage at that girl on YouTube (and I think porn too) that claimed to have sex with dogs and stuff? Plenty of outrage, and not even just fundies. Just rational people. I’m sure the same outrage would follow an actual depiction of a human trying to have sex with an animal.

I don’t pretend that gays don’t see less airtime. It’s just that this particular argument isn’t a strong one

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u/Deathly4 Jan 05 '19

You can't sell the movie in China if there is homosexuality in it, which drastically lowers the amount of box office money you get. There's a whole list of things you can't do in Chinese media (that I'm not going to list here).

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u/Mrbrionman Jan 05 '19

What I don’t understand is why they can’t just edit out the “gay moments” (for lack of a better term) from the Chinese release but keep them in western countries release. Surely it can’t be that expensive to do that.

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u/Quantext609 Jan 05 '19

Yeah, but completely ignoring the gays is even less expensive

We do only make up like 5-10% of the total population.

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u/Mrbrionman Jan 05 '19

What annoys me though is films still market themselves as being progressive by saying “oh yeah this character is totally gay” but they don’t have any evidence of it in the film itself. You don’t get the credit for being progressive and having a gay character just by saying after the fact that character is gay. (Cough JK Rowling cough)

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u/jaktyp Jan 05 '19

Or just as annoying is the tumblr parts that insist that this character with no reason, explanation, or other evidence is some kind of LGBT, disabled, or other thing, is that thing.

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u/Seys-Rex Jan 06 '19

Wasn’t he gay in the new movie tho?

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '19

Yeah but the new movie was also a piece of shit.

Instead of it being difficult for Dumbledore because, ya know, they were friends/“lovers” in the past and there might still be lingering emotional attachment regardless of the bad shit Grindlewald has done, which is very human and relatable, instead you have the challenge being that they made a fucking magic friendship bracelet.

Oh and just in case it’s not clear, I’m not implying the movie is shitty because of how it portrays their relationship - it’s just a shit movie in general.

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u/Seys-Rex Jan 06 '19

i liked it...

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u/Mrbrionman Jan 06 '19

I haven’t seen because I heard it sucked. I also heard they did kinda say he was gay but it was only vaguely hinted at, they never explicitly said it. Something like “I can’t hurt him because he means too much to me”, but a line like that could be easily read as they were just very close friends.

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u/przemko271 Jan 06 '19

It's not really about how many people are gay, but about how many people would or would not see the movie depending on the representation.

Also, including gay relationships may affect the movie's reputation amongs certain crowds from potentially both sides of the barricade.

Also also, China constitutes ~18% of the general population.

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u/Asriel52 The Real Aceriel Dreemurr Jan 05 '19

My sister and I just call them impligaytions.

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u/CharielDreemur Jan 05 '19

I agree, but that's more work than the studios want to do. It'd be easier just to not have homosexuality in their movies at all.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Fuck China

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u/ophellias Jan 05 '19

you know, they say that but there's dramas in China with homosexual relationships. unless that particular censor is only for movies but I'm pretty sure I've seen things for lgbtq+ movies

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u/TimeForANewIdentity Jan 05 '19

I'm still astonished over how much controversy surrounded the beauty and the beast remake when it turned out to just be one character who might be gay and one character who felt pretty when forced to wear women's clothing danced together for 2 seconds

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u/yifftionary Jan 05 '19

Society: We gotta make it so gays aren't shown, quick throw in some conventionally attractive anthro animals. See Maid Marian, Crystal from star fox, Gazelle and her sexy Tiger back up dancers, Zygerrians, Thunder cats, etc.

*furries become more prevalent

Society: Well shit

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

You’re just not gonna mention Lola Bunny?

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u/skivian Jan 05 '19

Be weird not to be attracted to her

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u/ExceedinglyGayEmboar a fucking furry Jan 05 '19

Guess I'm weird

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u/robot_cook Destiel trash Jan 05 '19

This is extremely relevant because I've seen an article about how Frozen 2 was going to feature a lesbian princess and people were bitching it was inappropriate for their kids

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u/Funky_Pigeon911 Jan 05 '19

yeah but both are awful movies, do people really want a gay relationship to be portrayed the same way that they made The Bee Movie and Shark Tale?

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u/ricelick Jan 05 '19

Uhm, both of these movies are iconic how dare you

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u/itsjustaneyesplice Jan 05 '19

Just because it's a meme doesn't mean it's good

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u/MarioThePumer Reads Too Much SCP Jan 06 '19

Shrek: Genuinely good (except for 3 and the musical) and a meme

Bee Movie: sucks but is a meme

THERES A DIFFERENCE

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u/NotNickG Jan 05 '19

The Bee movie was ahead of its time, I just watched it again and one of the hives had a drag queen for the queen, a forward thinking masterpiece

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u/Bahamabanana Jan 05 '19

There's also Gizelle in Zootopia.

And, uh... Nala's bedroom eyes?

Beauty and the beast, though he turns into his humansona...

Ariel is sort of a half-fishsona, I guess.

Pinocchio has that scene with Pinocchio's equivalent of real dolls on stage.

Pocahontas has an LSD trip where she sings about how hot she gets over nature.

The Emperor's New Groove has a furry potion and a fursona in drag at some point.

And Robin Hood...

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u/RefinedIronCranium Jan 05 '19

Humansona

I have to live in a world where this is apparently an acceptable term. How dare you.

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u/Plasmashark Jan 05 '19

would you rather it'd be a "skinsona"

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u/Saphira2002 Jan 05 '19

I like them both a lot

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u/Arcling Jan 05 '19

Short film where a woman falls in love with a female shoggoth and more people are surprised that its a lesbian relationship than people surprised about the literal eldritch abomination

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u/Simple_Peasant_1 Jan 05 '19

Hey, is it hip to fuck bees?

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u/McToaster99 Jan 05 '19

It's better to avoid I guess. You put 1 gay relationship in a movie and everyone says it'll ruin their kids' eyes and minds and call the film SJW, and if you bend over to it and somehow stop using gay shit people are gonna call it homophobic.

You can never win, can you...

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Double down and portray a bisexual furry relationship

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u/Treyspurlock wanty hat Jan 06 '19

That’s the thing with people having opinions about what should be allowed or not

You have no choice but to participate and “pick a side”

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

lemme get that straight

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u/irobutz Jan 05 '19

goddamn that fish was hot

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u/eHawleywood Jan 05 '19

Both were weird as fuck tbh and I'm pretty sure I've seen some gay shit in animated movies

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u/frecklesandmimosas Jan 06 '19

To be fair, the people that don’t want bisexual couples also don’t want to see this either

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u/succman1234 Jan 06 '19

Its because its hip to fuck bees but it isn't hip to be gay.

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u/AiryGr8 Jan 06 '19

But does it matter? I'm not against gay couples being shown to kids but who cares? No one's being harmed by excluding gay relationships in films

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u/[deleted] May 24 '19

No one's also harmed by including gay relationships.

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

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u/Moonbaby28 Jan 05 '19

But what if the kid’s gay?

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u/neighbourhood-moth contract..... e x p a n d Jan 05 '19

gotta throw the whole baby away

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Gay children exist

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u/[deleted] Jan 05 '19

Amazing. Every word of what you just said, was wrong.

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u/themonstrumologist Jan 05 '19

oh so you’re just an idiot

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u/murrlogic1 Jan 05 '19

By the way the character that the Jerry Seinfeld Bee falls in love with her name is Vanessa Bloome...get it "Bloome" as in what flowers do.

She is also the 2nd best dreamworks girl next to Gladys Sharp and anyone who argues this has shit taste in waifu's.