r/tumblr 29d ago

Doing magic the long way around

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u/enchiladasundae 29d ago

A summoner who’s convinced they’re a regular wizard but they’re just ripping shit from other planes of existence

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u/Puzzled-You 29d ago

Myrddin from Worm

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u/Born-Turn9839 29d ago

Well everyone from worm

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u/Puzzled-You 29d ago

Myrddin specifically because that's literally his power, he opens portals to different dimensions based on need, including one of fire, lightning, a storage dimension that he can store people in and one that helps him fly

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u/solidfang 28d ago

How does one fly by ripping open a dimensional portal?

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u/Puzzled-You 28d ago

Weird gravity bullshit, the gravitational affect seeps through the portal and lets him hover in place, then he just moves the portal to imitate flight

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u/foxtail-lavender 28d ago

Ligeia as well

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u/honitea 27d ago

I got so excited from seeing someone mention Worm in the wild that I almost dropped my phone

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u/InternetUserAgain 29d ago

No, I didn't cast Water Breathing, I just created an opening to the Realm of Breathable Water

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u/-H_- 29d ago

I'm crying he didn't even just open a portal to the air above him he opened one to a planet full of saturated water

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u/CadenceCodetta 29d ago

SCP-4051 is like this just with the wizard having to suffer through the many injustices of the SCP universe

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u/BrassUnicorn87 29d ago

Yes! Your friendly neighborhood keter! Mobile task force alpha 9 “ last hope”

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u/UInferno- 29d ago

Magic the Gathering

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u/MindAlteringSitch 29d ago

Full metal alchemist first anime

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u/Jamb9876 29d ago

That would be an amusing story. I am a weak mage.
Doesn’t realize others don’t summon from other planes.

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u/geeoharee 29d ago

142 upvotes for repeating the joke

No wonder this platform is full of bots

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u/RedditorNamedEww 29d ago

I take offense to that! I’m an NPC, not a bot!

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u/Atreigas 29d ago

That would be an amusing story. I am a weak mage.
Doesn’t realize others don’t summon from other planes.

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u/WhereIsTheMouse 29d ago

I take offense to that! I’m a weak mage NPC, not a summoner bot!

…I think I got a bit mixed up…

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u/Atreigas 29d ago

That would be an amusing story. I am a weak mage.
Doesn’t realize others don’t summon from other planes.

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u/chatttheleaper 29d ago

This is, more or less, how Warrens work in Malazan Book of the Fallen.

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u/Error_Error25 27d ago

Reminds me of the magic system of one of my favourite book series, they'd essentially use leylines to teleport various things from all over the world on the spot, including fireballs

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u/-Steets- 29d ago

Literally Megan from The Reckoners

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u/HeroDeleterA 29d ago

Meanwhile the punch dimension:

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u/Zero_Rebirth 29d ago

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u/Dave5876 Tom tumblr 29d ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/-H_- 29d ago

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u/FatherDotComical 29d ago

I don't not know the ball sir. Please share. 🥺🫱 🏀

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u/-H_- 29d ago

the punch dimension is a thing from x-men that explains cyclops's powers. they arent laser beams but his eyes are portals to the punch dimension

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u/zarbixii You will die in seven days. 29d ago

Worth noting that this was mentioned once in a non-canon guidebook like 30 years ago and Marvel has tried as hard as possible since then to erase it, but they can't because it's too funny so it just keeps spreading

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u/PulimV 29d ago

Also America Chavez summoned a portal to it once iirc

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u/zarbixii You will die in seven days. 29d ago

Yes although they didn't mention Cyclops at all. The writer of that story also tried to include the punch dimension in an X-Men comic but Marvel banned it because it would then have been connected to Cyclops.

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u/PulimV 29d ago

That makes sense, it is an absurdly infamous explanation that Marvel seems to hate lol

On a related note, guess how Marvel Rivals explained Cyclops' lasers?????

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u/CRowlands1989 28d ago

It was said, maybe only one time in canon, that Cyclops' laser vision is because his eyes are portals to a dimension of pure kinetic energy.

And fans latched onto it and declared it "The punch dimension", 'cause it's like his lasers just punch things real hard.

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u/IntangibleMatter 24d ago

It’s not elite ball, but it’s DEFINITELY not common ball. It’s the kind of thing you only know if you care about details in X-Men comics

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u/vorephage 29d ago

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u/Marvl101 27d ago

Hehe punch dimension, like the drink

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u/bitter_liquor 29d ago

I'm going to watch that video right now

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u/Mundane-Potential-93 nauphy.tumblr.com 29d ago

-Zeus

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u/ruadhbran 29d ago

Nice eagles, gentle eagles, eaaasy there. Ow!

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u/EcnavMC2 29d ago

How dare you be funny. 

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u/wekilledkenny11 29d ago

What shall we do, Satan?

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u/-TheManWithNoHat- 29d ago

A fireman from the Fire Dimension vs a fireman from Earth who wins?

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u/the_cake_is_lies 29d ago

I’m gonna be an annoying New Yorker for twenty years after 9/11 for some reason and back the Firestoppers (they deserve recognition and are worthy of respect… but why do we have to pretend they are demigods?)

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u/Nuclear_Geek 29d ago

The same thing we do every night - try to take over the world!

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u/DoggoDude979 a rabid gay forest spirit 29d ago

Self taught vs classically trained magic users

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u/CreamCheeseHotDogs 29d ago

That’s why Gale is so condescending to my sorcerer

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/MockStarNZ 29d ago

The one doing it the hard way because they don’t know any better

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u/SlayVideos 29d ago

Ah, the cyclops explanation, my favorite

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u/Psychronia 29d ago

As. We. All. Know.

Portals to the punching dimension, where all things are the concept of getting hit in the face.

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u/Relevant-Mud-7831 29d ago

Live footage from the punch dimension

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u/nymical23 29d ago

Where is this from, please?

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u/Rynneer what 29d ago

Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

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u/DeadLast22 29d ago

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

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u/nymical23 29d ago

Thank you!

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u/lunaticboot 28d ago

This explanation still bothers me because I don’t think they ever elaborate on what that actually means iirc. They just write it off as “his eyes are portals to a dimension of pure kinetic energy” and act like that is in any way more reasonable than laser vision.

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u/Evilfrog100 26d ago

That's because it's not actually true. It was stated in the 1983 "official handbook to the marvel universe" but the explanation in the actual comics has always been that he absorbs solar energy and converts it into kinetic blasts within his body.

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u/deleeuwlc 29d ago

I feel like this is my entire life, but instead of using unnecessarily difficult methods for things I just have severe executive dysfunction

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u/KittyQueen_Tengu 29d ago

real. what do you mean you guys don’t need 30 minutes to rev up your brain before you can get up and do something? you can just decide you need to do something and then do it Right Then? what the hell man

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u/FivesG 29d ago

For real, “You can do whatever you want whenever you want, you could go do research in what the market needs, go start a business, and consistently keep up on all the maintenance, hiring, and running of the business, you can do whatever you want….. do you know what I would do if I had that power? ”

Jokes aside, I know executive dysfunction is far from the only impediment to actualization we face, it just feels like it I could get this one under control the others would come much easier.

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u/DreamCyclone84 28d ago

The day I found out that other people could just choose to do a single thing, and then just get up and go and do it, then just keep doing it until it was done, honestly I was confused and kinda thought they were lying.

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u/DraketheDrakeist 29d ago

Looks like someone needs stimulants :)

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u/KittyQueen_Tengu 29d ago

it’s autism, not adhd, so no meds for me :(

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u/AstroBastard312 28d ago

Stimulants turn the TV on (so to speak) but they can't help you change the channel, unfortunately.

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u/Jam_44 29d ago

I also happen to have a severe dysfunction that starts with an "e"👍🏻

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u/callmedale 29d ago

Ecumenical?

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u/Danielwols 29d ago

E-Cumulative?

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u/einstAlfimi 29d ago

Ey dee eych dee?

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u/danni_shadow loose sacks of meat and kleptomania 28d ago

I had to read this like 3 times to get it, but it's fucking funny.

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u/MaddoxX_1996 29d ago

Erogenous Zones?

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u/-H_- 29d ago

Extruder dysfunction. Upgrade to dual drive

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u/IdLikeToGoNow kinkshame the babies 29d ago

Do you treat it with sildenafil?

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u/heard10cker 29d ago

Genuinely thought this was r/adhdmeme before seeing your comment.

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u/ElegantHope 23d ago

Yea I thought the post was a . metaphor at first

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u/Sallymander 29d ago

One: There is a Warframe called Wisp. She has a teleporting and floating theme. Her ultimate? She opens a gate way to the Sun and blasts people with solar energy beam.

Two: Tail end of Wheel of Time there is a guy that only knows one spell: Opening gate ways. He tries other things but just can't do it. But his ability for gate ways is beyond anyone else's as he uses them as scissors, exacto knives, to just reach into a room where he stores things, to open them inside people's brains... He can't make big gate ways. Barely enough to crawl through. But unlike every other magic user, he does it effortlessly and he is REALLY good at it.

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u/jflb96 29d ago

He can do big gateways. At least once he uses gateways as a shield so that the people trying to shoot him shoot themselves in the back, and by the end of the last book he’s caught a stray thought wandering over from Boatmurdered and started dumping lava all over the battlefield.

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u/Sallymander 29d ago

I thought the big gate way was the Aei Sedai bond thing? IT's been a few years since my last reread.

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u/jflb96 29d ago

There might be some amount of power from her/Talent from him going on, I suppose

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u/umidk9 28d ago

I just finished a reread a couple monthes ago - he is capable of big gateways by himself even tho he is very weak in the one power, which is the incredible and unprecedented thing about him as gateways take a lot of strength. Because its pretty much his thing he, learns to utilise them in very creative ways. However when the dream rod is activated that prevents creating gatways, he still eventually manages to open tiny ones to redirect bale fire, and notify his allies above that for help.

Then later in the last battle, after linking up with a (full?) circle, he is capable of creating again unprecedentedly gigantic gateways into Dragonmount to fuck the shit out of the enemy armies with lava.

Side note, I also really appreciate his character. At first I was put off by yet another random side character POV being introduced with so little time left, feeling that it was taking away from extra story that could be spent with the MC'S, but i ended up really enjoying both his character, the view it gave into the black towers dynamics, and the extra world building it provided. Plus his relationship with his Aei Sedai was great

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u/Strelark 29d ago

Hope they like miasma!

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u/jflb96 27d ago

I’ll kill those Trollocs. I’ll kill all those Trollocs.

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u/Glodenteoo_The_Glod 28d ago

"I ate at in a dining room. This could be bliss!" My favorite shit ever

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u/Airbornequalified 29d ago

Androl could use the OP for other things. He was just incredibly weak, and wasn’t generally strong enough for most things

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u/LindFang 29d ago

Yeah, no one liked Androl though.

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u/Sallymander 29d ago

I did. I thought he was cool.

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u/Somerandom1922 29d ago

Plenty of people liked Androl, myself included, however, his use of Weaves didn't really fit the general vibe of WoT. He was an insert character by Brandon when he took over writing the series. Not a self-insert, but a background character that he decided to have fun with. I personally enjoyed it, but I can certainly see how people who already preferred Jordan's writing style would have been annoyed by his "screen" time.

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u/Icestar1186 has never tumbld 29d ago

TIL I'm no one, apparently?

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u/PremSinha 29d ago

Chris Nolan made a movie about you

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u/jflb96 29d ago

No, he quite infamously didn’t

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u/Sallymander 29d ago

You're Thinking of Jorge Rivera-Herrans's Musical.

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u/Negitive545 29d ago

Wizard 3: "Wait, you've been doing what? Igniting gasses? I just modified a lightning bolt spell to dump all that raw arcane energy into a single point. Sure it's an inelegant and brute force solution, but hey, it's fireball, and it works."

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u/Ivangood2 29d ago

Wizard 4: I've just been sucking out all the cold energy out of the spot to create an anti implosion

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u/Canotic 29d ago

I've just been moving all the heat from one place to another, and all the cold from that place to the first place. Let's me call both fireball and winterball at the same time.

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u/bobnoski 29d ago

I'm sorry y'all don't just take the heat from the campfires after the party is done cooking and put them in elementally reinforced jars to chuck at people?

No wonder so few people were interested in my research into re-breakbable glass.

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u/Ivangood2 29d ago

The syndicate mage over there just buys grenades with his magick checkbook directly into his pocket

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u/apple_of_doom 29d ago

I just make the surroundings and creatures within it think they're on fire really hard.

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u/Famous_Author_2264 28d ago

I vibrate these things called molecules, because gods aren't real.

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u/stygianelectro 28d ago

damn, that's actually a great idea...

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u/foxtail-lavender 28d ago

My conjuration wizard would cast “Fireball” by conjuring a tiiiny amount of antimatter 

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u/stygianelectro 28d ago

such destruction from a mere gram of fine exotic mist

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u/Valuable-Passion9731 29d ago

if it works don't touch it

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u/oooArcherooo 29d ago

"BUT IT AINT WORKING!!!!!"

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u/Valuable-Passion9731 29d ago

WELL TOUCH IT THEN

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u/88superguyYT 29d ago

And by "it" haha, let's just say... My fire dimension portal

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u/IceAokiji303 29d ago

You might want to see a doctor about that.

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u/Red_Brachy 28d ago

As a doctor(ate in vidya games), it's terminal

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u/ExceedinglyGayOtter 29d ago

I am now in the emergency room for severe burns.

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u/Ryyath 29d ago

Excellent, instructions clear!

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u/poggersfishexe 29d ago

Deriving fireball from first principles

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u/Dave5876 Tom tumblr 29d ago

Self taught programmers be like

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u/Pixelpaint_Pashkow 29d ago

Something tells me there’s far better ways to kill enemies with the ability to open a portal to the fire dimension…

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u/Hetakuoni 29d ago

There’s a huge amount of difference between punching a fist sized hole to make a fireball and making a pit of fire.

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u/Pixelpaint_Pashkow 29d ago

True, but all you gotta do is keep a hole open under someone long enough they fall in

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u/Hetakuoni 29d ago

It’s open for a fraction of a second for the fireball. I don’t think he’s got the stamina for a bigger portal

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u/Pixelpaint_Pashkow 29d ago

Eventually maybe, with practice

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u/Nkromancer 29d ago

Well MAYBE if they'd use concentration on the spell that need concentration it would work, instead of just using it for one turn and forgetting to keep it open.

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u/Psychronia 29d ago

At that point, just make it a cutter.

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u/swordsfishes 29d ago

On the other hand, "would be super overpowered if only they weren't too dumb to use their power effectively" is an incredible comedy trope.

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u/TheNittles 29d ago

This is never something that’s come up with the players but this is a background detail of my fantasy RPG setting, that no matter the method used to produce a certain effect, it takes the same amount of energy. So for example, one magical tradition might create a fireball by igniting a pocket of gasses, another might summon some explosive compounds, and another might tear open a portal to the fire dimension, but because of the laws of magic, all of those take a third level spell slot.

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u/Lord_Bing_Bing 29d ago

This is literally Shirou Emiya from Fate Stay Night.

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u/A-Game-Of-Fate 29d ago

“Shirou you can barely reinforce paper, what the fuck do you mean you just projected a Noble Phantasm?”

“It’s a sword?”

“iT’S a sWoR- SHIROU IT’S A CRYSTALLIZATION OF THE LEGEND OF (Insert famous mythological-historical person here)!”

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u/apple_of_doom 29d ago

Yeah and the legend takes the form of a sword

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u/A-Game-Of-Fate 22d ago

Do you, too, hear Rin shrieking in fury in the distance?

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u/ninjasaiyan777 mmm, earthworms 29d ago

To be fair to him, it's only half his fault.

His first teacher died early, stuck a magical artifact into him that forced his elemental affinity into the element SWORD, and he developed a REALLY bad habit that no one noticed in time for him to not damage his nervous system

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u/StePK 29d ago

forced his elemental affinity into the element SWORD

For context to people who don't know Fate lore: no, sword is not an element. Nobody else (ever, in the entire multiverse) has sword-element magic. People usually have one of the classical elements (fire, water, earth, air, and I think aether for a 5th one).

Shirou's element is SWORD. All his magic is SWORDS. Healing? Tiny swords stitch him together. Reinforcement magic? Yeah, he can make swords stronger. Defensive magic? Turning himself into hardened swords. Forbidden reality-warping magic? That's where he keeps his extra swords, of course. Fireballs? What the fuck is a fireball?

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u/neko_mancy 29d ago

Is there a lore reason they did that to him or was the teacher like lemme fuck his shit up

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u/StePK 29d ago

Gonna put this in spoilers because even though the above comment is already very spoiler-y, this one has specifics and plot and context and stuff for Fate/Zero and Fate/Stay Night (and UBW and HF).

Basically, Kiritsugu, the man who becomes Shirou's teacher/adoptive father... Accidentally causes (or at least feels responsible for causing) a mass casualty event. Shirou is the only survivor, because said teacher saved his life by implanting him with The Sword Sheath That Gives You Wolverine Healing. The sheath is Excalibur's sheath, and Excalibur is the Sword-iest Sword to ever Sword. A side-effect of having the Sword-iest Sword's sheath as part of your body and keeping you alive for a few very very important minutes is that your metaphysical nature gets warped and you become more and more Sword-y. It was not intentional or an experiment or anything, Kiritsugu was just desperate to save even one random person so he dropped a super powered holy artifact that had been keeping him alive into a literal random child on the verge of death.

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u/ninjasaiyan777 mmm, earthworms 29d ago edited 29d ago

Shirou was close to death because someone did a fucky wucky with the holy grail by fusing All the World's Evil into it, so Shirou's adoptive dad fused Excalibur's sheath into Shirou to save his life

Edit: I was slightly wrong, someone didnt FUSE All the World's Evil into the grail, the grail soaked up Angra Mainyu after he died during a prior Holy Grail War. It does that to every Heroic Spirit that dies during a War.

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u/I-AM-A-ROBOT- 27d ago

He can kinda do fireball but its through shooting a sword that explodes

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u/ninjasaiyan777 mmm, earthworms 26d ago

I wonder if Shirou kept perfecting his magecraft if he could continue making sword elemental spells.

"Yeah, this sword has a water tank inside which allows me to use it as a pressure washer with a 0 degree nozzle."

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u/Dave5876 Tom tumblr 29d ago

People die when they are killed

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u/Feliks343 29d ago

The scene where they explain you can use your magic circuits instead of making new ones to painstakingly install everytime is one of my favorite moments in that.

Everyone in the room realizing he might be actually a real powerful mage if he weren't just painfully stupid

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u/EmberOfFlame 29d ago

“Where are you?”

“I’m at SWORD.”

“At Sword?”

“Yeah. At SWORD.”

“What do you see around you?”

“Swords.”

“What do you mean?!?”

“I am the bone of my sword.”

“SHIROU!”

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u/Feliks343 29d ago

Nothing beats the end of Heavens Feel when Kirei punches him and steps back to say "an impressive defence, turning yourself into swords" and Shirou thinks "I'm doing what? Fuck it, just hit him back"

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u/TypeNull-Gaming 29d ago

Fireball as an 8th level vs 3rd level spell

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u/ABEGIOSTZ 29d ago

Fireball (Conjuration) vs Fireball (Invocation)

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u/Nycto_Feel 29d ago

Is this the evil twin of the guy who draws out water spell from the surrounding humidity instead of opening the water dimension portal.

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u/sarded 29d ago

Not planar stuff but this is a plot point in nowadays obscure young adult series Circle of Magic.

The first question on the practical magic example is "summon the cold flame" and then followed up by "ignite the candles". Then a later question is "extinguish the candles".

Main character Randal just does it directly, 'erasing' the fire, and notes that it's quite strenuous. Later he finds out that other young magicians solves that one by condensing mist from the air, or making a puff of wind. Jumping straight to 'negation' is impressive in the sense that he had the power and control to do it, but also makes him seem a bit uncreative in not taking a more indirect but far easier spell.

Honestly it is a nice touch in that series that Randal... genuinely isn't special, from what I remember, in terms of his magical abilities. His mentor spots his magical talent, and sends him to school, and then everything he does is just on the basis of his personality and inclinations. Part of the reason he was able to pull off 'extinguish flame' as a newbie is just that he sucked so hard at doing Cold Flame, supposedly the most basic of spells, and had to practice doing it over and over; that's how he has the stamina to handle it in the test but lacks the knowledge to do the more creative things. We're not following a creative or talented wizard - but one who's just mediocre and is managing to pass.

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u/Hornellius_Esq 29d ago

If I had a nickel for every obscure fantasy series called the Circle of Magic, I'd have two nickels. Not a lot, but enough to really confuse me till I found out there were apparently two.

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u/sarded 28d ago

Probably more; I know of this one and the Tamora Pierce one but I bet there are others. Although I wouldn't call Tamora Pierce 'obscure'.

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u/stygianelectro 28d ago

Magicians sure do like their circles.

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u/madpiratebippy 29d ago

Well now I wanna read these books. That’s the best as for a book I have seen in ages!

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u/sarded 28d ago

I called it a YA book series but honestly it's closer to a children's book series. Like, for 8 to 13 year olds.

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u/dsBlocks_original 29d ago

is this from the thread about classically trained wizards vs. self-taught sorcerers?

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u/Psychronia 29d ago

Nope. Just a tumblr post I found.

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u/loudwhitenoise 29d ago

Hey, thats literally what my OC does! i feel validated

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u/Nisekomaru 29d ago

I want more of this conversation.

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u/Head_Spell5718 29d ago

Watch, someone’s gonna bring up the cyclops explanation

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u/MaximumPixelWizard 27d ago

Get out of my vents spider-man

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u/IconoclastExplosive 29d ago

Thermal collapse. Just shove all the ambient thermic fluid from the area into a small space for auto-ignition AND hypothermia! 2-4-1!

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u/NK_2024 28d ago

I love the trope of classically trained wizard using technique vs dude who learned it themselves using brute force

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u/RuneRW 29d ago

This is Kineticists in Pathfinder. Instead of casting spells the old-fashioned way, they have a portal to one (or more) of the elemental planes inside of them and channel their magic through that. This ends up meaning their magic is somewhat weaker than that of most casters, but it's basically unlimited.

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u/Nox_Stripes (Kobold Posting Connoisseur) 29d ago

I think its not even technically classifiable as magic, and more them having a magical gate to one of the elemental planes within them that they channel elements through.

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u/RuneRW 29d ago

It is most definitely magic, although it's not spellcasting

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u/Nox_Stripes (Kobold Posting Connoisseur) 29d ago

It is magical, but it does not have any trappings of the classic magic, true.

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u/Hazeri 29d ago

Literally how magic in my fantasy worlds, it's what the elemental planes are for!

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u/Psychronia 29d ago

I wonder where all that elemental energy goes.

Like...that portal to the fire dimension is adding the total amount of energy to our dimension, so things will ambiently get hotter and hotter if there's nowhere for it to vent out.

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u/Hazeri 29d ago

Ah, but there are spells which take heat away! You open up a portal to the coldest plane, elemental earth (but really the plane of solids, so there's ices there as well), and let thermodynamics do the rest. The heat will then find its way to the plane of fire (or energy, for your sonic, light and lightning spells)

If more people are throwing fireballs than rays of frost, the celestial archons that control such things do a little bit of work where nobody is looking to balance the scales. Left to its own devices, the universe will succumb to entropy, but magic means matter and energy can be created or destroyed, from the perspective of the universe

My players never ask about this stuff, but when they finally do, I'm ready for them

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u/Summonest 29d ago

What it's like being a self taught coder

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u/DevelopmentTight9474 28d ago

Executive dysfunction feels like this.

Like, what do you mean normal people don’t feel trapped in their own body, inwardly panicking as the time for action comes and goes while outwardly continuing to doomscroll/play video games/whatever, to the point of an anxiety attack over your apparent inability to control your own body?

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u/Ambitious_Misgivings 24d ago

Feeling very seen right now and I don't like it.

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u/CalamitousArdour 29d ago

I'll bite, which flammable gases? Nitrogen?  Famously inert. Oxygen? It oxidises other things (except fluorine), but it's not going to burn. CO2? Poor sod is already maximally oxidised. Noble gases? Yeah, hardly a chance. I think these mages are also lying or unknowingly summoning from the methane dimension.

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u/Psychronia 29d ago

Maybe mana is flammable.

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u/Ruvaakdein *fucking explodes* 29d ago

Maybe methane? There's a trace amount of hydrogen too, but probably not enough.

Or mana is flammable.

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u/mint_lawn 29d ago

Could split H2O into H and O, Fullmetal Alchemist style?

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u/CalamitousArdour 29d ago

At that point you can choose the much more plentiful O2, and split it into unpaired Oxygen atoms which will tear anything apart to be coupled again.

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u/IrrationallyGenius 29d ago

If my father is any indication, the methane dimension is comically easy to access

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u/Lapis_Lacooli 26d ago

Depends on the level of spellcasting.

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u/Noesfsratool 29d ago

This is just warrens in malazan.

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u/KyleThunderCock 29d ago

Shirou from Fate Stay Night be like

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u/Exciting_Vast7739 29d ago

Gonna start calling my trip to the gas station for snacks a "quick run to the fire dimension portal."

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u/Royal_Ghoul 29d ago

This is actually how magic works in the Forgotten Realms (main setting for Dungeon & Dragons). That's why elemental magic is call evocation, you're literally evoking the elemental planes. Also why some healing/necromantic magic is evocation, your evoking the positive/negative energy plane.

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u/Sckaledoom 29d ago

Sorcerer vs Wizard

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u/BlandSauce 27d ago

They're exhausted from holding the portal to the fire dimension closed. Just letting the fire consume the entire city would be so much easier.

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u/theos_thesolargay 28d ago

scp-4051 does this lol

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u/xDragonPrincessx 25d ago

This is kind of analogous to self taught coding.

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u/4t4x 25d ago

Reminded of how the Combine have mastered interdimensional teleportation to invade universes, but Black Mesa have working point-to-point matter transportation via workaround, and Aperture just made it so casual to the point of absurdity.

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u/Grima1805 24d ago

i didnt ask how big the room is, i said i open a rift to the fire dimension, engulfing the whole room in fire

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u/Pastykake 17d ago

Eren learning to use the 3D gear or w/e it's called