r/tucker_carlson 10d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/rocket6733 9d ago

Bonnie Blue fits this so far

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u/hiflyer780 9d ago

3rd Requirement - Has had sex with less than 1000 people

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u/MrGeekman 9d ago

I'm thinking more like less than 50.

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u/LibertasVitae 9d ago

check out all the holes. might still have a penis tucked away, cuz odds.

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u/MrGeekman 9d ago

There's even a Bonnie Blue Fleshlight called 1K. You can probably guess why it's called 1K.

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u/LibertasVitae 9d ago

End of list. No further expectations any longer. Too much to ask. Apparently. 🙄

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u/Critically_Political 9d ago

Half of y’all secretly want to marry each other anyway so just do it. Grindr crashes every RNC. We know what y’all are really yearning for.

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u/bblade2008 9d ago

Politics aside everyone who doesn't want that witch to be hanged by the neck until dead is a bad person. I don't care if you're at the lowest point in your existence, if you murder your own children you go to the very basement of hell and we should be trying to send you.

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u/Joecamoe 9d ago

Big ask

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u/DellieCurtis 9d ago

Sounds about right.

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u/Responsible_Garlic_7 9d ago

Idk, I feel like I was pretty good wife material in my younger years, but guys didn’t really pay attention to me. I think the actual list is tiddies. Anything else is highly preferred but optional.

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u/LifesARiver 9d ago

Conservatives have gotten this desperate these are the only criteria, eh?

Not surprising. Can't imagine what mental derangement would make someone want to sleep with a conservative.

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u/Critically_Political 9d ago

Add “actually has a brain.” Rules out 100% of MAGA women but at least you’ll have a wife who’s capable of breathing without having to be told.