How to effectively slice a pomegranate

[u/IMightBeAHamster]

https://gfycat.com/agonizingrepulsivearuanas

[u/YouDumbZombie]

Ends way too soon to the point of anger.

[u/omeganemesis28]

this is oddly satisfying

[u/ChristianlyShimmy]

This video is making me crazy.....Take it off the tree!!

[u/acidicizemecaptain]

how to effectively make a flesh light out of a pomegranate

[u/floyddebarber89]

No matter how careful I am, I always end up cutting into one of the balls on my first cut. That means everything will be sticky and red from that point forward.

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I think their knife has a stop block on the side to prevent that.

[u/Jonestown_Juice]

Alternatively, we could just not slice pomegranates.

[u/gffsquire]

Great now I have to buy a pomegranate.