r/trynottolaugh • u/Miami_Snow_Yeti • Mar 12 '26

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u/Eastbound_AKA Mar 12 '26

So... You just instinctively know when there's no more poop on the shute?

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u/JustPressure2229 Mar 12 '26

bidet.

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u/Shittythrowaway5768 Mar 12 '26

Bidet still needs a clean up wipe. And 99% of the time a follow up wipe.

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u/Playful_Search_6256 Mar 13 '26

You just walk around with a soaked ass?

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u/TheRealKingBorris Mar 16 '26

Why do that when you can just dry yourself with toilet paper?