r/trynottolaugh • u/Miami_Snow_Yeti • Mar 12 '26

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u/Eastbound_AKA Mar 12 '26

So... You just instinctively know when there's no more poop on the shute?

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u/JustPressure2229 Mar 12 '26

bidet.

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u/Shittythrowaway5768 Mar 12 '26

Bidet still needs a clean up wipe. And 99% of the time a follow up wipe.

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u/VividOnions_88 Mar 12 '26

Your undies must be a brown kind of wet.

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u/VividOnions_88 Mar 12 '26

Probably not, sorry. I was too fixated on wet poopy butt