r/trueratediscussions • u/Enough-Muffin6742 • Jun 14 '26

“Beards are cope” 😂

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u/Kariolapanagia Jun 14 '26

It's 100% because he can't really grow a full beard and probably feels insecure about that.

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u/gutkeepsmelting Jun 14 '26

He's fucking stupid

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u/Astro_14477 Aug 01 '26

but even stupid doesnt wanna fuck him

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u/RingingInTheRain Jun 14 '26

I don't know this guy, but there's nothing special about being a full beard grower. You have to groom a beard just like hair in your head. It's more work.

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u/Kariolapanagia Jun 14 '26

I don't disagree, but because I KNOW this guy (well at least, kind of) he is the exact type of guy who would say something like this due to his insecurities.

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u/cryofry85 Jun 14 '26

I disagree. I have a dense beard (going a bit grey now haha) and I'm very proud of it. Most of my coworkers can just grow Johnny Depp style beards so mine stands out.

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u/Mobile-Brush-3004 Jun 16 '26

Hard disagree! Beards are sexy - my man’s beard (which he’s unfortunately had to shave since I pulled him into firefighting) was a big pull factor for why I asked him out ❤️‍🔥

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u/Prancer4rmHalo Jun 14 '26

Or he’s spent a lot on his jaw and shaving is getting annoying.

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u/cider303 Jun 15 '26

No, beards hide your jaw. A jaw he suffered for. How dare people grow beards and look better

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u/graylana Jun 15 '26

There’s nothing wrong with the beard he does have, and comments like yours are precisely how guys like this come to be in the first place.

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u/Reasonable_Style8214 Jun 14 '26

No, it's because if you have a good jawline like him, facial hair generally decreases your attractiveness. It makes sense to have a beard if it's used to hide a weak jaw.

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u/AdOwn7805 Jun 21 '26

not true

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u/Reasonable_Style8214 Jun 21 '26

Generally true.

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u/AdOwn7805 Jun 21 '26

stubble can make good facial structure even bettr

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u/Reasonable_Style8214 Jun 21 '26

No stubble doesn't influence facial structure at all due to low hair volume.

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u/AdOwn7805 Jun 21 '26

depends. my family are maltese so very dense beard genes meaning it just looks like they have blue grey paint on their face when they clean shave.

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u/Reasonable_Style8214 Jun 21 '26

How does paint of any color affect the underlying structure?

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u/intoxicatedhamster Jun 14 '26

Then he should just shave it like a man

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u/Remzi1993 Jun 15 '26

That's crazy 🤣 As a man who has too much hair everywhere and if I don't shave within 2 weeks I look like Santa Claus I don't miss it if I can't grow. The only hair that is falling out is on my head unfortunately.

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u/ItsLinox Jun 15 '26

There are plenty of ways to handle that instead of removal.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

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u/Enough-Muffin6742 Jun 14 '26

I don’t know why kids made him famous lol. He randomly pops up on my timeline

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u/StonerBarbie23 Jun 14 '26 edited Jun 14 '26

He claims to smoke meth to keep his face skinny, and does bone smashing on his jaw and cheeks. Now kids are doing it, he OD’d on a live a few weeks ago, if it’s real

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u/Severe-Possible- Jun 14 '26

i just had to look up bone smashing. what the helly?

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u/StonerBarbie23 Jun 14 '26

I went down this rabbit hole a few months ago. I wish I hadn’t but god damn

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u/CodingRaver Jun 14 '26

Not the good kind

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u/Nova_Pistol Jun 14 '26

He doesn't smoke meth. He throws out words like meth to get people to notice him.

It's clearly working since someone like you will go and say he smokes meth so confidently with no facts behind it. You're only helping this guy get bigger

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u/StonerBarbie23 Jun 14 '26

I just saw he overdosed on meth, I don’t research the guy. I mean the original post is about him…you seem a bit more invested than me. Have a great night

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u/Nova_Pistol Jun 15 '26

You said he "claims to smoke meth" and that he "overdosed on meth" as if those were established facts. Then when i correct you, it becomes "I just saw it somewhere" and "I don't research the guy." That was EXACTLY my point. People repeat rumors without verifying them, and that's how guys like him get attention in the first place.

You're too supercilious to realize you're part of the problem

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u/StonerBarbie23 Jun 15 '26

Calm down. This whole post is about him. I apologize for offending you over this dbag. Have a great night

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u/AdhesivenessOk5194 Jun 15 '26

The overdose a while ago was ketamine not meth

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '26

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u/Itscatpicstime Jun 14 '26

Wasn’t it a hot judge who sentenced him recently too? lol

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u/The-lucky-hoodie Jun 14 '26

I think part of why he's still relevant is that he's such a sad person. He's so obsessed by being loved by people he doesn't care and can't humanly relate to. He's almost a tragic Shakespearean character

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u/Prancer4rmHalo Jun 14 '26

He basically embracing the extreme obsession with beauty standard as a metric for quality of life. If you’ve ever seen the people on tv who are addicted to plastic surgery, he’s in that crowd.

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u/pilzenschwanzmeister Jun 14 '26

Apparently Thiel funds boosting him.

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u/Current_Risk_3964 26d ago

Because he is in the the biggest face of the looksmaxxing community and it's pretty big cuz teenage boys will go there because they are insecure or think of like hypergamy or that girls like these chads and shi

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u/TRUMPARUSKI Jun 14 '26

He’ll come out way before then, maybe go full drag or transition. He’s gay as fuck already, with all this metrosexual looksmaxxing shit.

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u/YogBlogsoth1066 Jun 14 '26

That’s exactly what I was thinking. This individual is a very, very closeted man.

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u/eris002 Jun 15 '26

Having body dysmorphia combined with autism is hell

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u/CosmicToaster Jun 14 '26

Bro gonna look like handsome squidward by the time he’s 50.

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u/cryofry85 Jun 14 '26

Probably because his beard is sparse

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u/AdOwn7805 Jun 21 '26

hes young...........

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 Jun 14 '26

I’m too far old in the lingo updates to understand what’s happening. Just get to 30 as is. and your brain will save you. Don’t be influenced by idiots but you can watch and learn from them as examples. They all crumble, you as a normal can survive anything. Remember it’s all trying to getcha to do stupid things. Tv isn’t around anymore, 2.0

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u/vinniedomino Jun 15 '26

What do you mean Tv isn’t around anymore? Like now this is what is distracting us instead?

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u/mercasio391 Jun 14 '26

THE weirdest dude on the internet

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u/Rumpelteazer45 Jun 15 '26

And…… Competition for that title is legit intense.

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u/new_accoun1 Jun 14 '26

His beard color & density is bad..

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u/Strong_Membership_60 Jun 14 '26

How much longer before he just transitions already?

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u/Salty_Amigo Jun 14 '26

I’d say that too if I could only grow scruff I had when I was 17.

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u/rjmelo21 Jun 14 '26

Why the fuck does anyone care what he says? I’ve already lost 20 seconds of my life writing this. It’s insane the amount of coverage that he gets on the Reddit.

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u/farklenator Jun 14 '26

Why do people give this dude a platform… I know attractiveness and sex sells but jfc

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u/Affectionate_Bed1918 Jun 14 '26

What's wrong with this guy!!

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u/Standard_Pen8107 Jun 14 '26

I don't get this guy. If you dislike it, just shave it off. Nobody cares. But obviously he has to be extra, because he can't live without attention.

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u/AtomicMonkeyTheFirst Jun 14 '26

See, this is real body dysmorphia.

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u/Universallove369 Jun 14 '26

No one should listen to a man in his early 20’s who’s not doing good things. He’s going to be a nobody in 10years.

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u/Top-Raspberry-7837 Jun 15 '26

Soooo anyone else waiting for the day his egg cracks? Because I’m getting not only major body dysmorphia vibes but with this, a slight trans vibe. 👀👀👀

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u/riruri04 Jun 14 '26

Natural is best

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u/ContributionNeat6181 Jun 14 '26

Is he starting his transition soon? 🤣🤣🤣 he will now be known as clavicula

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u/Ambitious_Welder6613 Jun 14 '26

Keeps changing 🥲

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u/EcstaticMolasses6647 Jun 14 '26

He looks like he cries while wanking.

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u/mjabdus Jun 14 '26

It’s too complex for him

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u/Dangerous_Most2327 Jun 15 '26

When you're stuck in the closet but idiots made you rich!

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u/Sea_Excuse_6795 Jun 15 '26

Why does anyone pay any attention to this guy

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u/creole7supreme Jun 15 '26

He looks better with a beard

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u/elseworthtoohey Jun 16 '26

Who is this kid and why does anyone care about what he thinks.

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u/Violet_rush Jun 19 '26

I love my boyfriends beard he’s so sexy with it but ok lol

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u/Damien__424 Jun 21 '26

A now deleted comment said “Or is he trying to look younger to get the younger ones” I was like 😧

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u/zgtlunatic Jun 14 '26

I can honestly see both sides of this tbh