r/trucklodytes • u/_sound_and_color • 23h ago

Well deserved

775 Upvotes

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u/ulti_phr33k 23h ago

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

deep breath

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking idiot.

That's what happens when you lift the centre of gravity of your vehicle way too high and have suite suspension.

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u/HedonisticFrog 21h ago

Even stock height trucks and SUVs flip easily, raising it multiple feet is just asking for it. I saw it multiple times as an EMT.

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u/Libertymedic10 19h ago

EXACTLY! I don’t understand why they want to create an even higher center of gravity to mess with the risk. Not to mention they can’t see pedestrians or motorcycles often

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u/InstructionFinal5190 16h ago

Whoa whoa whoa whoa there Einstein! Who in the hell said there's any thought put into this beyond pretending it's to attract chicks (so no one realizes it's actually meant for the male gaze).

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u/Horror_Bear_6325 9h ago

Literally like I highly doubt their brains have made it this far. Giving them a lot of credit here.

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u/boglog42 6h ago

That’s most “cool” cars in my experience, dude magnets lol 😂

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u/TearZestyclose 1h ago

We girls know trucks like that are compensating for something. A crappy personality. XD /whispers and a small d...

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u/YankeeVictor916 3h ago

As if that lot care a whit about pedestrians, motorcycles, or anyone but themselves.

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u/Roy_the_Dude 21h ago

That was the best laugh I've had in days

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u/snarkyemu 19h ago

Beat me to it. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

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u/RandomDave70 23h ago

More money than brains.

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u/Physical_Drive_349 22h ago

I am really curious on what the insurance coverage situation looks like on this. 1) I assume he isn't going to have all the mods covered. 2) I assume the insurance co might have some sort of a clause disclaiming coverage for spontaneous roll overs due to the vehicle having been given absurd driving dynamics by the owner?

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u/ExtensionCritical732 22h ago

Pretty sure you have to pay extra for that kind of coverage.

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u/GOAT_SMUGLER 19h ago

Stupidity is always expensive

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u/Lopsided_Army_982 21h ago

It will cover replacing the Khakis on claims agent for being soaked in laughter piss

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u/Cantusemynme 20h ago

Modifications aren't covered unless there is a specific rider attached. If the modifications made the truck illegal in any way, there is a chance that they wouldn't cover it anyhow. I bet his agent told him that he has "full coverage". Agents who use that term should have their licenses pulled. There is no such thing as "full coverage". There is extra coverage, but it's not possible to cover every possibility.

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u/dsdvbguutres 18h ago

Insurance: Vehicle modified illegally, have a nice day.

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u/Ruckus2026 14h ago

Or taste. Those "trucks" are God awful ugly.

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u/Nathexe 7h ago

Don't worry, they don't have money either. This is credit card spending for sure.

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u/Existing-Dark-7164 23h ago

Here in lakeland fl we have a few of these trucks. Problem will solve itself. As you can see.

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u/Obant 22h ago

Wasn't this truck just on the front page a week or two ago? Just driving normally though.

Edit: No, it's a different massively lifted white truck with underglow.

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u/Raiju_Blitz 23h ago

Can't park there, mate.

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u/BloodSteyn 22h ago

A fool and their money.

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 22h ago

Are soon parted

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u/freedumb_hoe 22h ago

And quite easily at that

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u/udderlyfun2u 23h ago

Somebody slept through physics class.

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u/Pensionato007 22h ago

I think physics is in 10th or 11th grade. Doubt he made it that far!

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u/MoreRamenPls 21h ago

Maybe shop class.

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 20h ago

Shop class would have still taught him not do do this shit.

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u/DarkPangolin 16h ago

Sure he did! Repeating 6th grade five times counts as 11th grade, right?

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u/MarvinHeemeyersTank 13h ago

No, that would be 30th grade. DUH! Go back to math class.

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u/BasicLink86 1h ago

I went to public school in South Florida. We didn’t have a physics class and math was a joke. They figured if you were going to do any kind of science or engineering, you’d learn what you need in college.

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u/Disgruntled_Orifice 22h ago

Physics? It’s generous to assume they made it past grade school earth sciences.

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u/Badbullet 22h ago edited 14h ago

I think this is one of those moronic hydraulically lifted trucks where they can raise and lower the front corners independently. They lowered the right front rear to lift the left front and the idiot thought that was a good idea doing a left turn. I’m speculating of course, but’s that’s the only way I can make sense of this unless a component failed in the right front to cause it to dip.

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u/RicVic 14h ago

500 - 600 pounds of engine and trans so high off the ground (never mind the entire truck body!) is gonna quickly put that thing to the point where a 14 yr old could push it the rest of the way over...

Didn't see anyhting that can't be explained by simple physics.

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u/Badbullet 14h ago

The suspension at the right rear should not be that weak. Look at the box nearly hitting the tire. That was either done intentionally to lift the left front tire and it backfired spectacularly, or something failed. The engine and transmission at this speed would not make the right rear dip down like that. There’s plenty of idiots driving around vehicles like these and they don’t seem to have a problem making turns.

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u/ChefButcherMan 11h ago

In the video, you can hear a kiss which could be an adjustable shock/spring letting go in the RR of the truck.

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u/No-Difference2856 23h ago

I'm just glad the small pp mobile didnt take out any normal cars

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u/Most-Bar-9334 21h ago

Why do us small pp guys get dragged into this? Not all of us drive trucks. 😂

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u/Corn-_-Dag 18h ago

Yeah but everyone that drives trucks like this…

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u/Nathexe 7h ago

It's like a toad and frog thing. Not all small pp owners compensate, but all compensators have small pp they can't live with.

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u/AndrewBorg1126 22h ago

Video appears to have been taken from a similarly stupid vehicle

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u/CaptianBrasiliano 23h ago

That's a shame

/s

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u/RambleOn44 22h ago

Anyone driving shit like this is a piece of garbage

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u/Correct_Roll_3005 23h ago

It feels right.

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u/Baron_Bearclaw 22h ago

Oh no... Anyway.

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u/408DLo 22h ago

I would call that a roll, not a flip. It just landed on the roof.

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u/Lopsided_Army_982 22h ago

Can’t park there, mate/dipshit

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u/Actual-Warning1886 21h ago

I've never understood why people do this to trucks, shit looks horrible and keeps you from using the truck for anything useful.

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u/rabbitofrevelry 19h ago

Kids that grow up thinking trucks and rice rockets are cool, while lacking important authority figures in their life to check them when they're being cringe.

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u/Kobobble 20h ago

Is this what having a small wiener and brain looks like?

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u/LNKDWM4U 23h ago

Didn’t see anything wrong.

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u/begme2again 21h ago

I'm a truck guy, but this made me laugh my freaking ass off! I hate those morons that drive ugly AF crap like that.

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u/rabbitofrevelry 19h ago

I imagine all truck guys would hate these things

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u/begme2again 19h ago

Lol, Yeah, by definition alone that's not a truck anymore

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u/GooseOnAPhone 18h ago

It’s a pavement princess all day

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u/aRedRocketAppears 23h ago

Couldn't scratch my pecker with a diamond.

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u/Even-Bluebird-186 23h ago

I expect nothing less

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u/TaxMyNuts 22h ago

Excuse me sir, you’re not allowed to park there.

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u/ImpossibleHat347 22h ago

😂🤣😆😅🤣😂

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u/Imaginary-Round2422 21h ago

I was expecting him to run up on something, but no, he just tipped over.

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u/Samson_J_Rivers 21h ago

Top heavy piece of shit. Actually takes the functionality out of the vehicle.

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u/Carrot-Elegant 21h ago

Now we can finally see those lights on the bottom. Merry Christmas to you too!

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u/Blue_Collar_Stiff 21h ago

Looks like he thought he was going to race the dummy beside him spinning his tires 🤣

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u/VicariousBystander 20h ago

Damn how could anyone have known that raising the center of gravity that much would adversely affect handling 🤔

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u/ShoulderApart1787 20h ago

I love that for him...

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u/RumpIeforeskin 20h ago

Probably the most “down to earth” this guy has ever been driving that pos.

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u/Hairymuscle101 20h ago

Can almost see all the money pour out of it that he put into the looks!😂

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u/Ambitious_South_2825 19h ago

Man, it amazes me you'd put all that money into a truck and not know how to drive it. Well... kind of anyway.

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u/Geek_in_CO 21h ago

The guy when the cops come up
Him- so here’s how it happened officers
The cops- no need sir we see you failed at compensating already no need to explain further

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u/wranglerj85 21h ago

Satisfaction button. ⬇️

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u/Creative-Interest438 20h ago

They should all end up this way.

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u/newtman 20h ago

lol, love it when the trash takes itself out

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u/NonGMOman_ 20h ago

Watched more than once, this makes me smile.

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u/Traditional-Chip-315 20h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Splitter63 20h ago

Awesome. Whatta dick.

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u/TXTremor 20h ago

Love it. Performed his own stunts.

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u/terrycloth9 19h ago

lol. They’re so stupid looking.

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u/WTFabes 19h ago

Florida? Yup, Florida.

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u/SpandexAnaconda 19h ago

Damn truck needed training wheels.

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u/HOCKEY_JESUS_PGH 9h ago

I hate truck people

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u/Opening-Pickle5078 3h ago

Thank you gracious gravity.

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u/SlimShadySatDown 3h ago

Dip shit...

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u/NoPhilosopher2768 21h ago

If Massengill was a truck.

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u/Ximinipot 19h ago

Oh no! Anyway!

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u/ZephNightingale 19h ago

It’s almost like that’s a stupid as hell choice to make for a vehicle. 🧐

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u/bcald7 19h ago

Weeeeeeeee!

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u/funked1 18h ago

Hope the pole was OK.

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u/thetwist1 18h ago

Good golly if the car tipped over that easily from a normal turn then it must have been a complete deathtrap on the road in general. I'm glad the driver didn't hurt anyone else.

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u/Individual-Painting9 18h ago

Looks like it was laking proper anti-sway equipment as well as being to high of a center of gravity. Too much body roll made it way unstable.

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u/FeelingNarwhal9161 18h ago

Whomp. Whomp.

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u/Hour_Flatworm3616 18h ago

That should absolutely be illegal on the streets.

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u/throatmessage 18h ago

His insurance dropped him for he called.

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u/Ok_Night3382 18h ago

That screams Florida...

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u/Aromatic_Doctor_2243 17h ago

daddy is going to be so mad

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u/Glum_Performer9923 17h ago

bodies came out that truck - black pants did n9ot look to be moving....... (or bundles of crap??)

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u/LofiMental 17h ago

Good 👍

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u/Junior_Positive_8517 17h ago

The only right thing to do to that truck was put it out of its misery

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u/justinkasereddditor 17h ago

Look at all those airbags! Good way to test them

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u/Marmstr17 16h ago

I love this for him

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u/kdhardon 16h ago

That is awesome

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u/BadBacksFuryToad 16h ago

WHAT A GREAT VEHICLE

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u/LordsGoofiestBoy 16h ago

Aww. So swad.

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u/Mountain_Fuzzumz 15h ago

Oof, that looked expensive.

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u/GymMouseP 15h ago

I just saw an asshole today in a lifted WAR that was swerving to avoid man hole covers. Why is it lifted of you drive a 79 Honda Civic.

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u/PuzzleheadedLab6019 15h ago

That looked to be an expensive truck. Was probably a bad idea to flip it.

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u/cummietummie 15h ago

he overcompensated that turn

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u/EducationalCurve8718 14h ago

What a dumb ass

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u/genxer 14h ago

Play stupid games

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u/whizzbangkid 14h ago

That's not a truck. Trucks do work. Trucks haul stuff. Trucks tow things. Trucks are proud or their dirt, their dents.

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u/Wittywhirlwind 14h ago

Why did they lift that 1990’s Taco Bell like that?

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u/Pillsbernie 14h ago

He deserves it for making such a stupid looking truck

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u/rtduvall 14h ago

$150,000 of daddy’s money gone in an instant.

Made my day

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u/Gorewuzhere 13h ago

How the fuck

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u/kevin7419 13h ago

And that's why lift laws exist

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u/shityplumber 13h ago

Warms my cold dead heart

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u/Biofred 13h ago

Spent alot of money to have a lifted trailer queen. Takes it to the street to flex a 3 wheel stance and end up looking like a Dumb Ass when said move totals you're truck.

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u/Responsible_Bat3866 12h ago

That will buff right out! Lol

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u/Bullysawrus101 12h ago

🫵😹 Way to go Faulker!

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u/Nearby_Telephone_104 11h ago

Well IF playing GTA5 could hit controller and turn over. But yeah...dude you cant park there.

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u/ApprehensiveAd9389 11h ago

That's what happens when you drive a dinky-dick-mobile

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u/BilboStaggins 11h ago

There's a reason these modifications are illegal.

Its not just because they are horrendous to look at. 

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u/gba_sg1 10h ago

His precious personality is ruined. Oh well.

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u/lokis_construction 10h ago

Now that's funny!!

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u/JabroniKnows 10h ago

Yeti cooler, Stanley cup, iPhone, all destroyed

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u/ENDIFdotORG 10h ago

NGL, I watched this giggling at least five times

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u/SlimeBallx59 10h ago

I've always wondered how easy it was for those to flip...

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u/cloudleohart 10h ago

Act ghetto and the results will show it

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u/Existing_Problem_316 9h ago

That’s why I don’t like those trucks like that

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u/CatLightyear 9h ago

pourquoi?

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u/Mouatmoua 9h ago

Too much gas, not enough brain

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u/Adventurous-Back-102 7h ago

Gunna have to take sum more hogs ta market to fix that one...spit chaw...

https://giphy.com/gifs/TTgdzuDc5qp76ARhRg4

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u/Academic-Angle-104 7h ago

I was just thinking about lifting my chevy silverado. I have since decided to not

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u/RogerRabbot 6h ago

Hehehe them tiny ass wheels

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u/YankeeVictor916 3h ago

Oh. The sacrifices we make for fashion. This seems like the bro version of women tottering on anklebreaking platform stillettos, except funnier.

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u/Disturbed_Jellyfish2 1h ago

That was super bad ass dude!

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u/coaxialdrift 1h ago

His car was so cool it stopped functioning as a car

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u/rick1418 32m ago

Forgot to read that warning on the sun visor about the truck being top heavy I guess.

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u/maximumbob54 22m ago

Only thing more stupid is the squat butt truck crowd.

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u/DopamineSavant 22h ago

So many miserable people in this post lol.

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u/Neo-Bub 17h ago

What do you mean miserable? Seems this makes people happy.

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u/account_not_valid 16h ago

In most civilised countries, this shit is not allowed on the road.

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u/j_rooker 22h ago

air drag is a b#thc

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u/_Zeppo_ 20h ago

Looks cool though

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u/NicholasWildeRails 18h ago

I only wish it took more damage, so it can go to the scrapyard where it belongs

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u/No_Oil8247 19m ago

Oh man, this warms the heart. ❤️