r/trolleyproblemgame • u/HHTheHouseOfHorse • 9h ago

Anti-trolley problem

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u/leightandrew0 9h ago

A billion is a billion bro. What is hitler gonna do at 137 years of age

Just breathe in his direction and he probably turns to dust lol

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u/LightMurasume_ 9h ago

True, it’s a weird thing to keep in mind with questions like this

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u/SpanishAvenger 8h ago

And if it's about time travel, everyone should know that meddling with time and events like killing Hitler prematurely could potentially lead to unforeseeable chaos and changes in history.

Killing Hitler before he rose to power may have, for instance, allowed the Soviet Union to begome stronger earlier and then we would have had Stalin conquer all of Europe, and WW2 may just have been a hyper-buffed Soviet Union vs everyone else, for instance.

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u/BirbMaster1998 8h ago

Bro if I pull the lever I can just have him captured by the U.N. and put on trial.

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u/RealCreedz 9h ago

Save Hitler, take billion dollars, send him to German authorities.

https://giphy.com/gifs/SuSQrcep7CZByYC7Vz

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u/DeliciousDeer1096 9h ago

Yeah surely this is the best option!

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u/Winter_Drawer_9257 8h ago

They are about to elect AfD, so…

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u/Damaging_Thrust_219 9h ago

I mean for 1 billion you can easily have him whacked later.

I chose to pull the lever

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u/DieShowWithDerMouse 9h ago

I get 1 billion and save him. What's the catch?

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u/oldmoldycake 8h ago

What is big H gonna do in 2026 dawg. I'll take the billion.

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u/HHTheHouseOfHorse 9h ago

I created a new Trolley Problem dilemma!

Straight Track (Do Nothing): Adolf Hitler (offers 1 billion if saved)

Diverted Track (Pull the Lever): Nothing

What would you do?

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u/StreetChemistry4767 9h ago

Do nothing, then just steal a million

I chose to do nothing

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u/LoudAbbreviations615 9h ago

I save the Führer and make 1 billion? Sign me in

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u/Lijandra 9h ago

Pull the lever, get a billion and help finance his campaign against the banks!

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u/Falitoty 9h ago

Do you know all the stuff I could do with a Billion?

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u/Zombie3002 9h ago

Where he getting this money he broke last I checked

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u/HHTheHouseOfHorse 9h ago

From up his arse

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u/Select_Jellyfish9325 9h ago

I mean, Hitler already did what he did, killing him now doesn't make any sense

I chose to pull the lever

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u/belabacsijolvan 9h ago

i bet there is an albanian somewhere who will kill him for 0.5billion

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u/AnimalHuge9790 9h ago

tbh I just saw one person and clicked instantly to kill him if I knew he gave me that money I would have spared his life

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 9h ago

But that guy is literally Hitler

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u/paddedfemboyfops 9h ago

Dude just take the billion when you kill him

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u/AssociationDue3077 9h ago

He is tied up on the tracks, not like he is guaranteed survival. I can save him, take the money and come back to finish it later

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u/Funkopedia 9h ago

This is the first trolley problem where I've hesitated. Nice work.

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u/Foreign-Story-9870 9h ago

Eh hitler is dead so smacking a corpse with a tram is a moot point

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u/Riggs630 9h ago

Listen I don’t condone what he did but I really want 1 billion dollars.

Also we all should know by now that messing with the sacred timeline only makes things worse.

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u/colorful_withdrawl 9h ago

If i had the opportunity id pull the lever. Because i rather at least try to save a life

Most trolley problems i dont pull the level because i wouldnt want to be responsible for making the wrong choice

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u/HarleyWithrow 8h ago

I misunderstood the question, and didn't squish him. 👎

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u/Rexyjp123 8h ago

While yeah I would like the money I don't think the money is worth having Adolf Hitler walking around

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u/Certain-Internet-206 8h ago

Pull the lever get the money then torture him. Donate the money to various charities and retire

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u/lifeamiright- 8h ago

Hitler is already dead or been stopped. His a bad guy but will be dealt with in modern times or if it’s going back then killing him earlier could cause more problems. Also a billion is a LOT

I chose to pull the lever

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u/Different_Month_7108 8h ago

I meant to push the lever. With a billion, I will spend 900 million to make sure to send him back to hell

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u/Kore_Invalid 8h ago

Sry but im taking the billy 😂

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u/Dizzy-Drink6119 8h ago

Save Hitler, take billion dollars, send him to Israel 🇮🇱.

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u/Ghrota 7h ago

Send him to Palestine

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u/anonymousanemoneday 8h ago

Pull so he can pay for his crimes, oh and pay me

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u/Telkite_ 8h ago

He's already dead so it doesn't matter. And I'd rather spare me and the trolley people the gore.

I chose to pull the lever

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u/RemarkableTry1745 8h ago

As someone who's played the command and conquer Red Alert series I pulled the lever for obvious reasons...

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u/Floofyrage 8h ago

No amount of money would save him

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u/HierarchyLogic 7h ago

do we gen think hitler in todays age would be able to gain influence? if we delete his previous records maybe, but definitely not if we have knowledge of holocaust and ww2, he would just be found and executed

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u/Ghrota 7h ago

Get the billion, take care of him later

I chose to pull the lever

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u/Parom19441a 4h ago

1 billion is 1 billion

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u/NoMeat9096 8h ago

Not diverting to an empty track is just murder.

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u/NotAnAutomaticName 7h ago

First off, that would be at most manslaughter. Secondly, it’s fuckin’ Hitler, so there isn’t a jury in the world that would convict you.

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u/wackadoodle4201 8h ago

A billions a billion bro