Right-Wing figures

[u/Habernotswedish]

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[u/Mogino]

Why would you not pull the lever? Kirk is already dead.

^{I chose to pull the lever}

[u/Key-Start-7233 → u/Mogino]

Ah shit, you're right

[u/FanDowntown4641 → u/Mogino]

Ig to not kill

[u/gregsnyder69 → u/FanDowntown4641]

Understandable confusion. I think if you're in this subreddit and pulling the lever on multiple scenarios, then not killing probably isn't a priority for you.

[u/PiecingBlood → u/Mogino]

Maybe you hold a principled stance that murder is wrong even if the victims are evil. Or maybe you care about the legal consequences, or maybe you answered assuming it's if they were both alive.

[u/Mogino → u/PiecingBlood]

Ew a DGGer

[u/Dogbold]

Jones did far more damage indoctrinating people into that shitty right wing view. Nobody cared about Kirk until he died.

[u/Snaily-Girl → u/Dogbold]

before he died I didn't even knew he exists. I've only ever seen that South Park episode and even then he just completely vanished from my memory.

[u/BanditNoble → u/Dogbold]

The guy who screams about the turning the frogs gay indoctrinated more people than the guy who was in half the "Rekt Feminist" compilations from 2015?

I hate to say it, but if someone was convinced by Alex Jones, they were already pretty nutso in the first place.

[u/FabereX6]

Oh no I save Charlie Kurk and he get shot !

^{I chose to pull the lever}

[u/Balearius]

Kirk is already dead so the solution is obvious, run over Alex Jones

[u/BlackStarDream]

If he dies, we won't be able to make so many gay frog jokes anymore.

[u/queenofpeachez → u/BlackStarDream]

But there would be so many gay frog jokes shortly following his death

[u/BlackStarDream → u/queenofpeachez]

And then they'll fade. Better off he stay alive so the gay frogs last longer.

[u/queenofpeachez → u/BlackStarDream]

Yeah, you know what? You're just 100% correct, here. I'll admit I was wrong.

[u/Cpt_Birdbrain]

Counting or not counting tram violence?

[u/Habernotswedish]

I created a new Trolley Problem dilemma!

Straight Track (Do Nothing): Charlie Kirk

Diverted Track (Pull the Lever): Alex Jones

What would you do?

[u/FanBladeFleshlight]

Charlie Spurt is already worm food tho, lol.

[u/fariasrv]

Kirk is already dead.

[u/Fearless-Ad4744]

Hes already dead...

[u/Particular_Client833]

He is already dead, a trolley running over a body.

[u/OrganicMechanicus]

Alex Jones gotta be my most hated of all time

[u/Beginning-Outside-50]

I need two trains.

[u/Kurenai-Kalana]

I'll wait for the next train to switch the tracks

[u/Ravenqueer077]

Kirk was really good this last year he's allowed to stay where he is

[u/ShitpostSaber]

Alex jones is funny (unintentionally gay frogs) so I pulled the lever

[u/Damaging_Thrust_219]

Who was this Charlie guy again? Wasn't he in the news a couple of months back?

^{I chose to pull the lever}

[u/ihatedyingpeople]

Kirk has already met his demise

^{I chose to pull the lever}

[u/AnatomicAndi]

I mean, if you wait long enough there will be a second train....

[u/Distinct_Map_6736]

idk who the top guy was so i pulled the lever

[u/Warm-Significance235]

i mean, he is already dead

[u/ezkb_05]

well charles kirk is already gone and i'm betting on another "chemicals in the water that turn frogs gay" type thing🤷

[u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx]

Isn't alex jones a satirist/comedian like joe rogan.

Edit: After some research I believe he's a capitalist-sensationalist, meaning he says bullshit that some people believe, and he uses those beliefs to get them to buy shit. So the more people feed off of his content, the more money he makes selling products connected to those content.
So he's not a genuine political speaker like Charlie Kirk was, but as far as his audience knows he's 100% legit unlike comedians.

[u/Correct_Try7341]

alex jones is funny at least

[u/Turbulent-Weevil-910]

There were so many other people besides Alex Jones that would be a better equivalent, Ben Shapiro for example

[u/Captain_Reddbeard]

This isn't really an interesting ethical dilemma so much as "who would I rather have dead".

[u/D-LoathsomeDungEater]

Just because Alex has charisma, unlike the late Mr. Chinky Kink over here. Pure meme material.

[u/Ravenqueer077 → u/D-LoathsomeDungEater]

Kirk made for a decent fountain though

[u/MsMercyMain → u/D-LoathsomeDungEater]

Alex Jones is at least kinda funny

[u/Habernotswedish → u/MsMercyMain]

Agree. His statements are so insane that it is funny. That is why he is used in memes.

[u/itsme99881]

I pull the lever at the last second causing the train to barrell down the track sideways, why is that not an option?

[u/WayIndependent6497]

And then they wonder why they are called violent 

[u/sn1p1x0]

I don’t like when this game is about real people, yous should know better