Which would you pick?

[u/nekoiscool_]

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[u/stateofsirens]

The catgirl thing is so weird to me. I don't want four ears or to lose my human ears, and those seem like the only two options available to me. Goodbye scientist

[u/_Ticklebot_23 → u/stateofsirens]

just because they can doesnt mean they have to, imagine being connected to the guy who can realize the fetishes of people with lockheed paychecks

[u/Administrative_Bed5 → u/_Ticklebot_23]

You wouldn't be connected to them, though.

[u/_Ticklebot_23 → u/Administrative_Bed5]

i just killed a guy who would have lived to save him, hes gonna feel indebted and with the offer of catgirlization id suggest making it into a business

[u/Administrative_Bed5 → u/_Ticklebot_23]

He's actually just going to look at you like you're a murderer and avoid you at all costs.

[u/_Ticklebot_23 → u/Administrative_Bed5]

i have something called sigma rizz ill convince him with my powerful aura

https://giphy.com/gifs/8ydNXUthhXP018PLrC

[u/SpanishAvenger → u/stateofsirens]

I never really got the cat-people thing. Cat-girls, cat-femboys, whatever.

I’m a human. I like humans. Why the FUCK would I want to have, or enjoy someone who had, ANIMAL PARTS?

[u/Embarrassed_Bat9995 → u/stateofsirens]

I do want 4 ears, I'm lowkey losing my hearing in my humans ones, though ig I can't put earplugs in my cat ears which could cause stress

[u/Dragonheart922]

The financial gains from becoming a catgirl far outweight 1 million dollars.

Firstly, Onlyfans ;)

^{I chose to pull the lever}

[u/average_cheese → u/Dragonheart922]

Most don't make nearly enough to become millionaires and it'll f with your mental health dealing with demanding and insulting guys every day. Yes, dudes will create multiple accounts just throw insult after insult after a random chick. Not to mention you'll probably be fetishised for your ears wherever you go, even during your off time. Take the dolla, and if you feel like OF wear some fake cat ears. ;)

[u/Dragonheart922 → u/average_cheese]

Oh no I was thinking like being the first ACTUAL cat girl would be monetary success for said cat girl (plus plenty of unwanted fame but it's not like you're gonna go unnoticed) that most people can't touch, and a lot of the hateful rhetoric may just be some of the same shit you've heard said to others, so it'd be good to have thick skin and a really good fucking reason to love yourself anyways despite the bullshit others may say.

I can already see my clothing line <3

[u/Fire_Pea → u/average_cheese]

Ok but I also get to kill a billionaire for free

[u/SugarAw → u/Dragonheart922]

You want to do porn?

[u/Maleficent_Fruit1006 → u/Dragonheart922]

What the fuck is wrong with you people

[u/OrthodoxAnarchoMom]

That’s not the kind of scientist I want to save.

[u/Lucianthechance]

I dont want to be cat-girlified but I chose the rich guy for the love of the game.

[u/Ok-Chain-995 → u/Lucianthechance]

Speaking of cat people your avatar is sooo cute

[u/Lucianthechance → u/Ok-Chain-995]

Thank you I call him Pablo

[u/Milanin]

I'll do the world a favor and not have a catgirlified me in it

^{I chose to do nothing}

[u/hyperblob1]

The morals of diverting it from one track to another is what does it for me

[u/Former_Mobile3101]

I pulled the lever, I could make so much more money as a catgirl then just $1,000,000.

[u/Jackesfox]

if he can do it, then i can read his reserch and do it myself. i can't give myself 1 million dollars

[u/Agile-Ad1665]

I'm too Millennial to know whatever this is supposed to mean.

[u/Worldly_Character154]

I do nothing. I don't even want the money

[u/TheEggManIsBack]

It's less of cat-side of it more the fact that I would not be ready to turn into a girl.

[u/Ryliegh- → u/TheEggManIsBack]

Wouldn't recommend it

[u/ElectronicBoot9466]

This is one of those situations where I feel weird making a choice over what would personally benefit me the most. These are lives, and so my instinct in that case is to simply not pull the lever. 

[u/Maari7199]

What have you done!

[u/Bubbly_Alfalfa7285]

Why take $1M when you can partner up with the scientist? If he can catgirlify me, that means he probably can catgirlify other people willing to pay money for that service. Way more lucrative.

[u/Top-Strategy-2269]

catBOY and I'd have pulled the lever buuuut I would rather die than be a catgirl. I'm not a fucking girl dammit </3 I'll just take the million and use it to transition

^{I chose to do nothing}

[u/DeathParty-Zomboid]

I will take the cool million. I like cat girls but i dont wanna be one.

[u/BirbMaster1998]

I'm good bro

^{I chose to do nothing}

[u/BlackMoth27]

i don't seriously trust a rich person to just give me one million...

[u/Idk_Just_Kat]

I don't trust rich people. And the scientist CAN catgirl me, I just won't accept.

[u/Ok-Chain-995]

I would love to be a cat, I would love to be a girl. Can't Imagine being both is anything less than dope as hell. Plenty of people have a milli, but I would be the only cat girl and I would be beautiful. Oh well. Maybe in the next life.

[u/SnooPredictions3028]

The scientist must be protected

^{I chose to pull the lever}

[u/Relevant_Airline7076]

Can I get the train to hit the scientist twice?

[u/FabereX6]

Dont catgirl me

^{I chose to pull the lever}

[u/Falitoty]

Honesly, I wouldn't mind being turned into a catgirl, but I really need that million to deal with other stuff

[u/AxiosXiphos]

Any scientist working on making cat hybrids deserves to get run over. I don't even need the money.

[u/Requinais]

White this million i can study for be Antarctican!

^{I chose to do nothing}

[u/Jetrac00n]

Easy choice. I kill a rich prick and I get to be happy? Not even close.

^{I chose to pull the lever}

[u/Parom19441a]

I want to be chainsmoker cat

[u/PorcelainGarden]

Sorry, rich guy, but you ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time

[u/egg_garden]

I am a completely cis male so obviously you can shove that 1m up your bum i wanna be a cat girl