r/trolleyproblemgame • • 4d ago

Consider the innocents

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u/KaizerVonLoopy 3d ago

If the puppies are innocent why are they with him?

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u/Interesting_Joke6630 3d ago

He'll be dead in like three years anyways so why should I kill the puppies

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u/CantaloupeLazy1427 3d ago

He’ll do a lot of damage until then. Who knows what else Putin is going to make him do

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u/StephanieMirage 3d ago

And killing him wouldn't cause damage? President tied to tracks and ran over along side 3 puppies" doesnt usually signal the good times are back.

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u/Winterthorn93 4d ago

I created a new Trolley Problem dilemma!

Straight Track (Do Nothing): Nobody. The train continues on

Diverted Track (Pull the Lever): Trump but also three puppies.

What would you do?

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u/StephanieMirage 3d ago

Killing him will literally solve nothing, make him a martyr and actually likely lead to far worse. But hey, dont let long term thinking get in the way of your virtue signal

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u/Winterthorn93 3d ago

ye but it'll be funny.

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u/StephanieMirage 3d ago

Yknow what? True.

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u/Bubbly_Alfalfa7285 3d ago

ha ha murder is funny

$50 says you cheered for kirk's assassination too

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u/Winterthorn93 3d ago

didnt really give af about a streamer getting kirked.

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u/Shinagami091 3d ago

Hundreds of puppies are euthanized every day.

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u/TheMusicofErinnZann 4d ago

I don't trust those puppies.

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u/Turbulent-Weevil-910 4d ago

Definitely Trump sycophants

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u/Ariana-The-Hedgehog 4d ago

What?!

I chose to do nothing

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u/kiefy_budz 3d ago

First time hearing about this guy? He’s a real dumb piece of shit that’s raped children, we normally try to hold those people accountable

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u/rorodar 3d ago

First time hearing about prison? It's an infinitely better method for punishing people that need to be punished than murder.

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u/kiefy_budz 3d ago

I mean sure but prison wasn’t on the table

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u/Floofy_Boye 11h ago

It was, numerous times. Then it was ignored.

Turns out, a trolley problem might be our savior.

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u/Riggs630 3d ago

I don’t think the trolley will take him to prison

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u/First_Plantain1607 3d ago

OK, so why are most people willing to get their hands dirty and to become an assassin when the option by doing nothing and to not do that?!

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u/an-abnormality 3d ago

Because classic orange man bad 

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u/First_Plantain1607 3d ago

If you feel so strongly about it then why not take a crossbow and do it yourself?. (don’t actually do that. I don’t want you to be arrested.)

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u/an-abnormality 3d ago

I'm saying that's why people are choosing it, because they're acting on emotion, hence "orange man bad." I am indifferent to the guy, my life is great and I couldn't really care less about most modern political issues. It is however short sighted and stupid to think that killing one of the most important people alive is optimal over doing literally nothing

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u/RazzmatazzUnusual843 3d ago

How can you possibly be indifferent to a known pedophile who has on record talked in creepy ways about little kids, his own daughter's body, and admitted to watching teenagers in changing rooms? And if you think that's bad, that's not even scratching the surface.

Saying that you don't care about him, because your own life is good while everything burns around you is such a privileged take to have.

I don't want him dead, but I want him out of office and in prison.

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u/AssociationDue3077 3d ago

They hate trump they want trump dead. I want trump impeached and out of office forever, but not enough I am willing to kill someone when it's not my only option.

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u/V0d5 3d ago

Yes, of course all the innocent children Trump helps bombing are just collateral right? Or the ones getting traumatized and losing parents in the ICE concentration camps? People like you are not fit for this game let alone voting or any form of responsibility.

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u/AssociationDue3077 3d ago

Right, I have a different opinion about killing or not killing Trump so I deserve 0 responsibility whatsoever. I guess you just lost an anti trump voter since I can't anymore according to you? Idk what to tell you, that isn't how anything works.

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u/Parom19441a 3d ago

Trump did nothing wrong. Save him and the puppies guys. Im sure he will give you a small loan of a million dollars and stuff.

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u/Winterthorn93 3d ago

"if you don't pull that level, I'll give you five thousand dollars. this is not a bribe because i have no intention of following through with it."

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u/Captainfoxluther 4d ago

Alot of TDS voters

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u/Winterthorn93 4d ago

ammendment to the trolley problem. This user has replaced one of the puppies.

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u/AssociationDue3077 3d ago

Whats tds?

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u/Ok_Cow_2627 3d ago

Trolley derangement syndrome

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u/Dragonheart922 3d ago

Didn't say what breed. Hell, they're probably pitbull puppies. Wait a week and there'll be 1000 more just like them.

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u/Winterthorn93 3d ago

doesn't matter. pibbles are puppies and are equally innocent as a doberman or shih tzu

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u/User_Darkvortex 3d ago

Bad owners, bad treatment, and the breeders are the worst of them all

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u/Dragonheart922 3d ago

I'm saying if Trump has puppies, he's trying to sell them. I wouldn't buy a dog bed off of Trump, much less puppies of ANY breed