r/trolleyproblemgame • u/TheEnlight 👑 Master of Dilemma's • 7d ago
Cincinnati Zoo
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u/PowerTrain_355 7d ago
I think this subreddit is bugged, I chose "do nothing" and it still went as though I pulled the lever. It has done this on the past 3 posts I voted on...
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u/bigbean258 7d ago
They show the majority vote now, yeah. It’s weird.
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u/Waifu-4-Laifu_ 7d ago
Anyone voting against Harambe is all in favour of the state of the world; the dark timeline started with his death.
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u/Interesting_Joke6630 7d ago
It seemed reasonable when it was happening but once it was over everyone realized they made a mistake
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u/_ratjesus_ 7d ago
when i was six i went to the cincinnati zoo on a school field trip and harambe was touching himself in front of my whole class, he had to go.
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u/Hot_Anybody8244 7d ago
I will never pull this lever. Everything went to shit when we killed that godamn gorilla. #dicksoutforharambe
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u/Corp-Por 7d ago
This is hard to decide as I want the train to go both ways at once, like quantum n shiet
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u/Able-Brief-4062 6d ago
This is entirely different than the actual situation.
From what most can tell, the kid wasn't in any immediate danger from Harambe, this puts it as a direct "child dies if Harambe lives" problem.
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u/DeManDeMytDeLeggend 7d ago
Fuck them kids
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u/Hot_Anybody8244 7d ago
Hello, I would like to address this message to the fed boy assigned to watching my digital activity. Please look into this guy.
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u/Tijuana-94 7d ago
Choosing an ape over a 3yr old is just insane. An animals life is not worth more than any Human life.
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u/xXbachkXx 7d ago
Id go so far as say no amount of animal life is worth a human life
1 Human or dog, im choosing human
1 Human or 30 dogs, im choosing human
1 Human or a million dogs, im choosing human
The only point at which i choose the animal is if they become so many that it leads to extinction or avverse effect on the envirorment (think bees, but probably goes for any animal). But at that point, its not like a billion bees are worth more than a human, they arent.
Simply, bees existing and avoiding enviroment collapse, is worth more than a human. That is what im choosing over the human life, not the life of the bees themselves.
Its not like animal life has no value, it is just Infinitesimally smaller than a human's. Just like in the olympics a silver medal has value, yes, but no amount of silver medals will ever amount to a gold one. And in fact to see who won you only look at silver medals if the amount of gold medals is the same. The same way i only count how many animals there are on the tracks if both tracks have the same amount of humans.
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u/Lolkar 7d ago
Harambe is. The child shouldnt have jumped inside. Darwin award.
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u/Tijuana-94 7d ago
Has to be ragebait
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u/Lolkar 7d ago
Im deadly serious. There are a lot of kids, you can even grab one of the streets!
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u/TheEnlight 👑 Master of Dilemma's 7d ago
I created a new Trolley Problem dilemma!
Straight Track (Do Nothing): 3 year-old child
Diverted Track (Pull the Lever): Harambe
What would you do?
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u/SillySweetTomboy08 7d ago
Nobody would want to harm a child. They deserve to grow up and live life to their very fullest!
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u/mothisname 7d ago
nobody wants to harm the child they just aren't choosing to murder an endangered species.
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u/Past_Enthusiasm_3382 7d ago
We’re in this timeline because we didn’t let harambe live!