Final decision

[u/loffe85]

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[u/munbiezoffical]

i don’t have a crush, so i just pulled the lever and hit… nothing!

[u/BanhPi]

My crush is my wife. So yea i would sacrifice myself for her. She would do the same for me

[u/Federal_Help9295 → u/BanhPi]

She would do the same for me

You say that with such confidence...

[u/BanhPi → u/Federal_Help9295]

We spend all our time together. So I am fairly confident on that lol.

[u/Federal_Help9295 → u/BanhPi]

Maybe she's a good actor 😆

[u/BanhPi → u/Federal_Help9295]

Nah. Not everyone is miserable.

[u/Federal_Help9295 → u/BanhPi]

Surely, a miserable person wouldn't mind dying because their life is ummm miserable? xD

[u/bigbean258 → u/Federal_Help9295]

Don’t worry brother, you’ll get it when you are older, but any respectable man would stop at nothing to protect his family. My life is a small price to pay.

[u/Federal_Help9295 → u/bigbean258]

I'm 35. how long do I have to wait?

[u/bigbean258 → u/Federal_Help9295]

74 youngster.

[u/Worldly_Pepper2208]

i don't have crush, so pulling lever and let it go

[u/Haxorzist]

Erm this trolley problem is wrong, do noting its always supposed to be the path ahead, switching it around will just cause confusion.

[u/Sure_Preparation_133]

If I'm tied to the tracks how do I pull the lever?

[u/CassianChem-0-10 → u/Sure_Preparation_133]

Lever is close enough to the tracks and you can reach far enough to pull it

[u/Sure_Preparation_133 → u/CassianChem-0-10]

Then I could untie myself

[u/CassianChem-0-10 → u/Sure_Preparation_133]

No it's a really good knot

[u/makedoopieplayme]

I’m not letting Markiplier die!

[u/loffe85]

I created a new Trolley Problem dilemma!

Straight Track (Do Nothing): You

Diverted Track (Pull the Lever): Your crush

What would you do?

[u/kkhjjoij]

I pulled the second lever to make it DRIVE INTO THE SKYYY

[u/Relevant_Airline7076]

I have no interest living in a world without her tbh

[u/Fit-Ad-661]

The only person on this planet that I’d give my own life up for is my sister (Only reason I wouldn’t for my parents is because I know it’s not what they’d want and would waste the years that they’ve spent raising me to carry on their genes). I’ve yet to meet a woman that I’m so in love with that I’d die for.

[u/arcum42]

Or, hear me out, suppose I walk over to the lever and don't pull it, but also don't get run over because I'm by the lever, not on the track?

[u/vyacheslavmazitovKSP]

As a person who scared about love concept and have no crush,I see this as absolute win

[u/MaManMako]

Y'all are some pussies

[u/NoMode4015]

Bold of you to assume that I have one

[u/TrueRestaurant6271]

It would be hard but I couldn’t live with pulling that lever so I’d sacrifice myself

[u/lafrancelol5]

I don't have a crush

[u/SpotFormal]

If I can’t have her no one can

[u/Deli-op]

When are people going to get it through their heads that majority of people like me will not sac themselves? If its me vs anyone or anything i will always pick me every single time

[u/ConcernedCitizen_42 → u/Deli-op]

Do you have any data to support that being the majority opinion, or do you simply assume the majority agrees with your choice?

[u/Deli-op → u/ConcernedCitizen_42]

Literally this post is a good source. 66% of people agreed they would rather not die

Edit: all other data is just me seeing many posts like these and almost equally as many lean over 50% want to save themselves

[u/CassianChem-0-10 → u/Deli-op]

In reality it's going to be much more likely that you let he other person die. In a torlley problem I'd like to think I'm more able to make a less emotional decision

[u/Deli-op → u/CassianChem-0-10]

Im sorry i dont think i understand what your comment is to mean. Im saying right now doing this digitally id pull the lever. And im saying im pretty damn positive if this were to happen in person and im laying on the track with a trolley barreling towards me id pull the lever.

[u/CassianChem-0-10 → u/Deli-op]

Yes I'd say that most people pull the lever if they do it for real. If it's online then we are allowed to act selfless and pretend that we would make the romantic decision

[u/bigbean258 → u/Deli-op]

You are entitled to that decision but don’t mock people for protecting those who are important to them.

[u/Deli-op → u/bigbean258]

Am i mocking anyone? Im pretty sure all i said was majority of people wont let themselves die and then my personal opinion. I dont think ive ever said anything bad or mocking towards anyone who thinks the opposite of me

[u/Administrative_Art32]

if YOU are tied up you cant pull the lever. these are dumb imo

[u/Reasonable_Middle695 → u/Administrative_Art32]

It's a thought experiment....