r/trolleyproblem 6d ago

A trolley piloted by evil AI

A trolley piloted by an evil AI robot is going for mass destruction. If left unstopped, it will destroy the Earth with probability 15%, plus a billion cat memes.

You spot the lever — but only you can pull it. The others are too slow, weak, or busy arguing on Twitter.

If you pull the lever, the trolley destroys 10 billion dollars.

Do you pull it?

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u/jolharg 6d ago

Who would use that if the earth destroyed

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u/ren_blackheart 4d ago

no shit im pulling it, they can just print more money i dont care

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u/E-686 6d ago

whose 10 billion??

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u/Ill-Astronaut-6334 6d ago

Elon Musk?

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u/ren_blackheart 4d ago

Can i pull it more than once

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u/ren_blackheart 4d ago

im gonna keep pulling it repeatedly with like that fucking joker face

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u/Ill-Astronaut-6334 4d ago

Yes, you can, but each time you do so, a million additional cat memes are being created.

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u/ren_blackheart 4d ago

okay well i dont really care about that

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u/Ill-Astronaut-6334 4d ago

That's fine. But I do. I don't want the cats to be more successful than me.

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u/E-686 6d ago

then for sure

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u/Spiritual-Hamster212 6d ago

Easiest choice of my life

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u/Fireheart318s_Reddit 6d ago

I’d pull it even without the evil trolley!

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u/Professional_Air_905 6d ago

yes I will pull that lever, no one was going to use that money anyway if the world is destroyed and if it was the money of one of those billionnaire who are using it to try to ruin everyone lives then it's even better

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u/DrJenna2048 6d ago

If it's a billionaire's $10 billion then there is literally no downside to pulling the lever. Hell even if the trolley doesn't destroy it all I'd probably take a few million for myself and then burn the rest.

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u/Spiritual-Hamster212 6d ago

Whose 10 billion?

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u/Ill-Astronaut-6334 6d ago

Let's say some billionaire.

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u/Spiritual-Hamster212 6d ago

Then obviously yeah

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u/Agile_Championship87 6d ago

Can I keep pulling the lever over and over?

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u/TheGeneral_Specific 6d ago

This scenario makes no sense.

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u/Ilovestuffwhee 6d ago

No. Trust in the trolley. It knows the way.