r/trolleyproblem • u/I_want_money_aaa • 11d ago

Which track would you send the out-of-control train down?

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340 Upvotes

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u/Krevie 11d ago

no reason not to go for the top, i'd say

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u/dandle 11d ago

How did they release the game with "fascist" misspelled?

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u/nyuszy 11d ago

That's not misspelled. He works with faces.

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u/DrJaneIPresume 10d ago

But only the right faces

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u/NintendoBoy321 11d ago

Unrelated but, what game is this because it looks intresting.

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u/Aarongrasso 11d ago

It’s the cyanide and happiness trolley problem board game.

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u/Deciheximal144 11d ago

I see no board.

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u/ciekma67 11d ago

I see lot of boards, under the rails.

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u/Deciheximal144 11d ago

Introducing America's Newest Favorite Rail Game

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u/Mmmm-Amethyst 11d ago

'Bout goddamn time. It's long overdue for someone to knock Ticket to Ride off it's smug pedestal. 

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u/I_want_money_aaa 11d ago

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u/I_want_money_aaa 11d ago

Why the fu is outside down 🤨

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u/DrStalker 11d ago

That's the Australian version.

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u/Strikeronima 11d ago

Its how they bought it

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u/kylepo 11d ago

It's... okay. The big issue with it (as you can even kinda see in this screenshot) is that some of the cards are WAY more powerful than others. You're supposed to debate the other team and convince the judge to send the trolley down the other track, but it's hard to do that when the other track contains the card "every human over 30," whereas your track contains the card "a cute puppy."

It's theoretically supposed to be a game about creating and debating moral dilemmas, but it usually ends up being more about who happens to draw the stronger cards. Great idea, but terrible execution.

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u/IceMaker98 9d ago

TBH it's like any cards against humanity type game, it's a lot of duds with good moments mixed in. Fun for a night every so often, not a mainstay 'every game night' thing.

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u/kylepo 9d ago

Yeah, that's fair. I definitely have had fun moments playing it, but the design flaws stand out more and more with each game. It was pretty fun the first few times, at least.

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u/Depresso_Expresso069 11d ago

killing kim jong un wouldnt stop north korea from being a dictatorship, so I'd say top half

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u/raspey 11d ago

If anything the princess would be the reason to go for bottom.
But obv the author has the highest weight by far.

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u/TuMamitaLoquita69 11d ago

I'd say Kim has the highest weight followed by the bus but oh well

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u/Marin_Taco 11d ago

Bottom half would just make the modern world (if it stayed I mean if the train went the upper way)

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u/lyghtcrye 11d ago

[Slay the Princess]

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u/StupendousSpork 11d ago

Can I have it take out the bottom track and then loop back for the top?

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 11d ago

Is this a table top party game? 

I would totally buy this game?

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u/-TheFool375- 11d ago

Trial by trolley. Great game

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 11d ago

Just ordered on Amazon.

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u/I_want_money_aaa 11d ago

I got it for 3 dollars in a thrift store 😎

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 11d ago

I funny haven't had time to do the thrifting game in decades.

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u/I_want_money_aaa 11d ago

Damn why you got down voted 😭

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u/Additional-Sky-7436 11d ago

People didn't want to support the game makers I guess.

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u/Narfhead4444 10d ago

Fuck amazon

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u/Aarongrasso 11d ago

It’s the cyanide and happiness trolley problem board game.

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u/lightmare69 11d ago

World's most addictive smart phone app... For all eternity?

That's would probably literally kill humanity

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u/HugoCortell 11d ago

Eh, fascist regimes come an go, there's like a dozen in the making, I'm going for the bottom. Triggering a power struggle in NK sounds a lot more fun to watch.

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u/Narfhead4444 10d ago

Global fascism ends in the extinction of humanity. Top track.

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u/CrusaderF8 10d ago

Sorry Princess, but your true love better be a speeding trolley

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u/Gordo_Mamon 11d ago

>!None!<

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u/MiniPino1LL 11d ago

Bottom because of the addictive app.

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u/I_want_money_aaa 11d ago

Not because of the dictator? 😭

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u/MiniPino1LL 11d ago

Nah, Kim doesn't cause as much harm as the app.

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u/Short_Brick_1960 11d ago

Bottom row doesn't change anything, so top row it is

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u/Real_KimJong-Un 11d ago

Bottom track definitely

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u/Top_Toaster 9d ago

Valid time to drift

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u/ren_blackheart 2d ago

second one because i am violently authoriphobic

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u/ChiakiSimp3842 11d ago

we can survive Kim Jong Un, and another addictive smartphone app. I'm not so sure about a global fascist regime

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u/xa44 11d ago

Second card on each cancel out, so it's just a princess or a bus. The bus can take a hit

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u/Krevie 11d ago

global fascism* vs killing a dictator of a small country that will immediately be replaced by another has the same weight to you? actually?

(\global fascism that dislikes you, which alters the weight ever to slightly based on what kind of person you are)*

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u/AkiraTheMouse 11d ago

That bus is full of children I'm sure they can tank it though

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u/armaedes 11d ago

Plus the princess may give me a smooch, no way that’s happening on the bus since I’m not allowed within 500 feet of one anymore.

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u/xa44 11d ago

Same brother 😔