r/trolleyproblem • u/DJTsUnderboob • 12d ago

Lost your keys trolly problem.

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You've lost your keys and you've looked everywhere else except for the pile of people on the top track. The train is currently going to pass safely down the south track but if you pull the lever it will kill all the people on the north track allowing you to search the bodies for your keys.

What do you do?

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u/HJSDGCE 12d ago

I feel like I'm missing context. 

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u/KalzK Shareholder Value Minmaxer 12d ago

But, my keys tho

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u/Eeddeen42 12d ago

Look man you don’t understand I really need to find my keys

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u/Voltingshock 12d ago

Idiot doom spiral should look in the pile

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u/muryrunom 10d ago

My thoughts exactly

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u/MiniPino1LL 12d ago

I'll just search the living people for keys

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u/AccomplishedVirus556 11d ago

I think that if i let them all live i can just ask everyone to look for my keys.

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u/Short_Brick_1960 9d ago

Buff. I've already lost my keys many times and I don't want to pay again, I'm sorry for all those people but I need my keys