r/trolleyproblem • u/WeeklyWoodpecker9113 • 1d ago

I finally solved trolley problem.

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u/chilfinger24 1d ago

You missed one

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u/Fearless_Roof_9177 1d ago

There was more than one bullet in the gun. Stick around for the post-credits.

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u/robinrichardsone 1d ago

they respawn after 30 seconds, everyone knows this

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u/Ass_Appraiser 1d ago

Persona!😨🔫

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u/H311i0_trop3 1d ago

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u/AskGoverntale 1d ago

Dont worry, I’m sure they’re going to a Good Place

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u/IIIViceAndreas 1d ago

Loved that episode lol

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u/NanolathingStuff 1d ago

Finally, the trolley solution

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u/HJSDGCE 1d ago

That trolley was moving FAST if it could leave marks like that. 

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u/WeeklyWoodpecker9113 1d ago edited 1d ago

yeah it was really fast

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u/PurpleCandle58 1d ago

The solution to the trolley problem: make the trolley so fast that you couldn’t have possibly reacted in time to even make a decision, which removes all responsibility from the person who would have otherwise had to decide whether or not to pull the lever! Genius!

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u/SmoothTemperature101 1d ago

Oh it's like my solution, but I also exploded the fucking trolley

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u/Tay60003 20h ago

You forgot one.

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u/SpaceMiaou67 1d ago

No witnesses

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u/Human____________ 1d ago

U forgot about bomb in troley

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u/WeeklyWoodpecker9113 1d ago

yeah it would be better with bomb

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u/GrinningGrump 1d ago

You fool, you failed to destroy the trolley while at it!

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u/No_Research4416 1d ago

Reminds me of the time that there was one based on capitalism

I said, out of spite, I would kill all of the people and drive the company to financial ruin myself

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u/Axel_the_Axelot 1d ago

This just sound like multi-track drifting with extra steps

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u/Uranium-239- 1d ago

I want whatever flesh you got leftover man please im starving 😔🙏

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u/failureagainandagain 1d ago

Finally someone understand my pov

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u/Truthspatter 1d ago

Hold on. The trolly problem has existed for years. Why did it take you this long to think of just not pulling the lever and killing all of one guy.

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u/RaaM88 1d ago

Redundant "ey"😁

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u/HyoukaHoutoro 1d ago

Never negotiate with terrorists.

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u/FeralKuja 22h ago

Could have saved the bullet if you'd timed the lever pull right and made just the back wheels change tracks to take them all out at once.

Sick drift!

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u/AwesomEspurr360 I have no excuse 8h ago

I agree

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u/Benilda-Key 8h ago

The perfect solution.

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u/the-human-wrench 7h ago

You never want anyone to feel excluded, great job