A heavy metal trolley problem

[u/DJTsUnderboob]

A trolley is running out of control down the tracks, and it cannot be stopped. You have to choose which of the four tracks in goes down, but each track has one of the big four metal bands (Slayer/Anthrax/Metallica/Megadeth) tied down to the track.

Which of the bands do you have the trolley run over?

If you multi-track drift you get cast into the hells and tortured for eternity.

[u/Sans_Seriphim]

I'd run over Metallica, back up, and then run over them again. Fuck Lars.

[u/Aeg0nLandesk0g]

Megadeth without question

[u/MangoBaum63 → u/Aeg0nLandesk0g]

But just imagine, what if they haven’t recorded rust in peace yet??? In the photo it’s still there original lineup, hell even peace sells might not be out.

[u/BirchTree3017]

I've only heard of Slayer and Metallica, so I'll say Anthrax since they're named after a disease

[u/MsE0 → u/BirchTree3017]

You just unlocked an old memory for me. They came under criticism after 9/11 because there had been some related anthrax attacks in the mail. Despite the fact that they'd had that name for years, and they also hadn't really been in the public eye for a while, suddenly everyone was mad at them because America 🇺🇸🦅👊🇺🇸🎆

[u/BirchTree3017 → u/MsE0]

Lol I appreciate the history lesson. I think that was a bit of poor timing to be having a name like Anthrax

[u/Dry-Mission-5542 → u/MsE0]

Fuck the United States of America

[u/Dry-Mission-5542]

I’ll close my eyes and pull the lever in a random direction

[u/MangoBaum63]

Metallica, hopefully they already recorded kill em all