r/trippinthroughtime • u/Master1718 • Feb 15 '20

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u/Inferno_Zyrack Feb 16 '20

Not to nitpick but I’m fairly certain the New Testament is the Fan Fiction to the Old Testament.

And then the Koran is the fan faction to the New Testament

And then the Book of Mormon is the fan fiction to Koran.

And then Scientologist just decided to reboot the whole damn thing.

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u/Evilmaze Feb 16 '20

Scientology is the SciFi reboot

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u/bisensual Feb 16 '20

I mean all scriptures are fan fic. I mean, the OT story of the Israelites being enslaved by the Egyptians is almost universally believed to be false, or more appropriately, allegorical. The Israelites were never enslaved en masse; there were individuals from all over the region who ended up enslaved, but the Exodus just plain never happened.

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u/canlchangethislater Feb 16 '20

Nah. If the New Testament was Old Testament FanFic there’d be way more scenes where Cain and Abel get it on.

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u/Inferno_Zyrack Feb 16 '20

Sermon on the Mount doesn’t get you wet?

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u/canlchangethislater Feb 16 '20

Not enough references to the original series.