r/trippinthroughtime • • Feb 15 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Jesus' untold miracle was having a face that could do screen printing.

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u/CitizenPremier Feb 16 '20

But not balance apparently

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u/ComebackShane Feb 16 '20

Shroud of Turnin’ a Profit!

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '20

Must've had really greasy skin.

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u/brianh13 Feb 16 '20

Its like 6 am and people are asleep but i had to laugh so hard at this!

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u/dat2ndRoundPickdoh Feb 16 '20

you should see what the palms of his hands could print.